Grocery stores at midnight are like some magical getaway to an alternate dimension where nothing else is real, except for the super noodles on the shelf and the paper clip in your pocket.
One time I walked into a 24 hour Safeway at 12:30ish not realizing it was a 24 hour Safeway and asked an employee "What time do you close?" And the guy just answered, "No."
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