Jaw Line

                                    

                                          
September 30, 2017
Dear Diary,
                          
Apparently Michael Way has a "sharp jawline." 
                          
What does that even mean? How can one's jawline be sharp? Like sharp enough that it could cut someone? Ciara once said, "Oh he's got a helluva jawline that can cut a b*tch." Because I have a list of people I would like to cut and hopefully Michael can help me out here.
                          
No really.
                          
I actually have a list of people I want to cut.





                          
Look.
                          
People I want to cut:
•Janelle (stole my friend Ciara)
•My history teacher
•Aaron's girlfriend
                          
See?
                          
Oh, in case you forgot, Aaron is my boyfriend who doesn't know we are dating yet. He's a super hot freshman in college.
                          
Okay back to sharp jawlines. How sharp can one's jawline be? I mean come on! Did he win a freaking Guinness World Record for it?
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          

Or a gosh darned trophy?
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          
Did he enter some sort of jawline cutting contest? It would be like a pie eating contest but 10 times more violent. And 10 times more entertaining. Or maybe they had a contest who could cut the most pies for the pie eating contest the fastest. Bam. A win-win.
                          
Are we talking sharp like cheddar cheese sharp? Has someone licked his jaw before?
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          
Nevermind a snack, Michael is a three course meal with plenty of leftovers........
                          
Or maybe his jaw really is pointy.
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          
Wait let me fix that.
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          
There.
That's better.
                          
He sure ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.....
                          
Yeah I'm stumped I really don't know what this means.
                          
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