April 24, 2017
Dear Diary,Honestly, Diary, the lying is insane. It is so darn ridiculous what Ciara expects me to believe. And the extent she is willing to go through to pull these jokes on me. Today she came waltzing into school with a shirt with a giant W and a slash through it. When I asked her what the frick was on her body, she laughed and said a Sleeping With Sirens shirt. As if! I'm sorry, but since when does Sirens start with the letter W??
Moments later, freaking "Janelle" walks in with an actual Sleeping With Sirens shirt. She looked ugly it in. Ciara instantly ran over to her and they laughed and starting speaking their second language together.
I angrily followed Ciara and was trying to yell at her but she couldn't hear me over the sound of dumb "Janelle" who was asking if Kellen had posted anything on Instagram yet.
STUPID JANELLE AND STUPID KELLEN QUIN!
Alright, so the actual drama started after that. I got fed up with being ignored and yelled "GUYS! WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?!"
They looked up at me all confused, as if they had absolutely no clue I had been waiting there for the past three minutes. Ciara asked "what?" and I demanded she tell me why today was a special day.
She exchanged some kind of rude glance with Janelle and said, "Today is Kellen Quin's birthday!"
YEAH RIGHT.
OH AND IT WAS GERURD WAYE'S BIRTHDAY ONE WEEK AND THEN BRANDON'S AND NOW KELLEN? NO! I AM NOT BUYING THIS FAKE CRAP. THE LIES HAVE TO STOP. THEY NEED TO STOP.
AND JANELLE NEEDS TO LEAVE MY BEST FRIEND ALONE. SHE'S ALWAYS WATCHING HER ALL CREEPILY AND HOVERING OVER HER. AND THE WAY CIARA ACTS WHEN SHE'S AROUND JANELLE AND THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT HER IS JUST TOO MUCH. NO, IT'S JUST TOO MUCH. SHE CAN ONLY BE MY FRIEND, NOT JANELLE'S!
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I'm happy to announce, Ciara's official diary went up yesterday!! It starts April 23, 2017, same time as right now in Diary Of A Fake Fan. That's important so the plot lines match up in both books.ALSO, WE ARE SO CLOSE TO 100K I'M IN SHOCK RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE ALL SERIOUSLY THE BEST EVER. I'M STILL PLANNING A SURPRISE WHEN WE GET THERE.
Lastly, I hit 666 followers, so thank you to all 666 of you! (Sorry, I'm so immature, it's sad) Who's gonna be the one to break that ;)
(The L in ''Fangirl'' gets cut off, I hate that)
Have a GREAT night!!

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