Mad Rabbit

                                    

                                          
November 8, 2019
Dear Diary, 
                          
I have to hurry and make this quick! I'm in my bathroom right now writing on the floor.
                          
I am here to tell you I am SUING Panicking Discos once and for all. I've reached my breaking point so I might as well make thousands off of a lawsuit against Pete and Spencer and Brendan. As of four minutes ago I was enjoying a  party at my house. Ciara came. My non-emo friends and I were listening to non-emo music (mostly Selena Gomez) and having a grand ole time. Ciara asked if she could add a song to our playlist and all of my non-emo friends laughed at her and said no. After some serious convincing and a promise to buy me a latte at Starbucks next week, I let Ciara play a song. Little does she know my Starbucks order costs $7.99! 
                          
She decided to play a band called Pretty Odd. When I told her I had never heard of that band she laughed at me and told me it was a Panicking Discos album and that we had already been over this. Whatever. 
                          
The song was called Mad Rabbits or something very strange. The song started off weird with horns and all that. Then, when I was expecting Brendan's mediocre voice, a mysterious ugly voice came on. It was so sudden, and so ugly I freaked out and threw my phone. It landed on our brick patio outside and shattered everywhere. But the worst part was that Mad Rabbits was still playing through my backyard speakers. My non-emo friends and I started freaking out and crying and I was demanding to know who was singing instead of Brendan. Ciara was so horrified and disgusted as she tried to pick me up off the floor and explain it was Ryan Ross. I don't know why she lied, it's obviously not Ryan because he's in 21 Pilots.
                          
Whoever it was, he has an awful voice. But at least Brendan should give the guy some credit! Whoever the "artist" Brendan was featuring in this song was, he deserved some recognition. Brendan is such a jerk, I hate him so much. I am going to write a letter to him to make him pay for my phone bill and for my hospital bill for the emotional damage he gave me.
                          
Ciara said "at least it wasn't Blue Rabbits" and now I am very curious what that could mean. I will research it later.
                          
Not only that but Ciara said something about being a fangirl today. I've heard that was before but I don't know what it means. I will look it up too.
                          
I have to get back to my party and explain to my mom why my phone shattered.