Dear Diary,
Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers!
WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE EXTREME ANGER AND LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS
It started today after gym class. I noticed Ciara was wearing a Panic At The Disco shirt. This is no surprise. She noticed me staring and said, "What?? I'm participating in national Beebo day!"
I said, "What the hell is Bebop?"
She waved her hand around to shake away what she said and said, "Nevermind! It's Brendan Yurie's (how do you spell it again??) Birthday!!!"
I didn't want to look like a dumb fan because I am literally so far from that so I said, "Oh I know! My shirt was in the wash, I am going to wear it tomorrow!" I quickly put a note in my phone calendar to wear my Panic In The Disco shirt. Ciara slowly shook her head at me looking rather confused. Whatever.
She said, "I still cannot believe it's the big 3-Oh!"
I froze.
3-Oh. Does that not mean 30!?
Ciara totally embarrassed herself! She thinks Branden is 30??? Clearly, he is 24, I mean look at him! Just look at him!
30! What a laugh!
In my next class, I called upon my good friend, Google. My search results were unbelievable.
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I checked two other sources and even did the math on a calculator to make sure. It'strue. He turned thirty today. All I have to say is...
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EWWWWWW
THAT IS SO FRICKIN DISGUSTING. I CAN'T OBSESS OVER A 30 YEAR OLD GUY! HE IS PRACTICALLY AN OLD MAN. AN ELDER. THAT'S SO GROSS. HE COULD BE MY GRANDFATHER, HE'S BASICALLY A SENIOR CITIZEN. HE'S GONNA DIE SOON, GOSH.
This is sooooo messed up. I blame Ciara.
Well, on the bright side, singers don't really come any older than 30 I'm assuming. They probably get too old to sing after that. Right? Isn't it liek, bad for their lungs or something, idk? Good thing none of my other fave band members are over thirty!
Lol imagine like, a 40 year old singer!! Hahahaha that would be dumb.
