Alfred: *wailing uncontrollably* Its over!
Matthew: Calm down Alfie, Kiley just grew up, no use in crying over split milk.
Kiley: Since the fans of this book have so supporting, I want to give them something that they have always wanted. *forces Mattie and Alfie to kiss* There we go!
Alfred: Now I don't feel sympathy for this book ending.
Matthew: Me either, you breathe smells like soggy McDonalds.
Alfred: DOES NOT
Matthew: DOES TOO
Kiley: I hope you guys enjoyed this book (DOES NOT) I really honestly had a fun time writing it (DOES TOO). I really am going to miss writing about those two idiots.
Matthew Alfred: WE ARE NOT IDIOTS
Kiley: ARE TOO!
GOODBYE (forever)
YOU ARE READING
AmeCan (COMPLETE)
FanfictionHi, this is basically crack but it makes since, kinda. There are also some fanfics to celebrate things and that pretty much it.
