Short Frènk

                                    

                                          
February 21, 2020
Dear Diary,
                          
So unfortunately I found out something disgusting...
                          
APPARENTLY FRANK EERO IS REALLY SHORT
I HEARD HE IS 5'2
                          
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
                          
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MARRY A SHORT MAN?
                          
That's not cool Frank, not cool. My opinion of him just went down a LOT. It went down in an early around! (Lol Diary, you wouldn't get that reference, it's a Fallout boi joke) I thought he was hot but no, short band members can't be hot, that's a fact. Proven by science too, I'm pretty sure.
                          
Short people = cool
Short band members = not cool
                          
The same goes for Patrick Stomp and Pete Wents. How can there be two short men in one band?? We gotta get rid of one of them. And since Pete is just naturally hotter, I say we keep him and remove of Patrick.
                          
I brought a petition to lunch yesterday. It said "Petition to Remove Bassist Patrick Stump from Fallout Boy."
And underneath that, it said, "I, Jessica, hereby petition that Patrick Stump should be thrown out of Fallout Boy for not meeting the standards of a hot bassist and singer."
                          
Ciara, Janelle, and Cody thought it would be real funny to sign as "Not Ciara" and "Janelle JK" and just plain "Jessica Stop."
                          
They don't take me seriously anymore.
                          
I guess I can't be a fan of Fallout Boi or 21 Pilot until Patrick or Pete or Frank learn to grow.
                          
P.S.
Something is wrong with Ciara. She's been really weird today. After second block she's been so sad. I can't help but to realize Brianna is in that class...