The Dragon Slayers

                                    

                                          
Sorry guys...this chapter has alot of swearing and name calling...not my usual but...yeah. Anyway here's your update and stuff soooo, on your mark get set go!
                          
Natsu: hey guys!
                          
Gajeel: go away flame-breath!
                          
Sting: why are we even here!
                          
Rogue: I could be doing much more important things right now.
                          
Cobra: like what? You are such a douche
                          
Laxus: who here has beef with Natsu?
                          
Sting: I think we all do! Who doesn't have beef with this shithead.
                          
Wendy: I don't think this is appropriate for me.....
                          
Gajeel: NATSU YOU ADDED THE DRAGON SLAYER SHRIMP TO THE CHAT!!! YOU IDIOT!
                          
Rogue: Gajeel don't be rude Wendy is a nice girl.
                          
Wendy: Oh hey that reminds me......
                          
Cobra: WTF
                          
Wendy: NATSU IM PISSED OFF AT YOU!!!!!!!
                          
Natsu:  what did I do this time?
                          
Wendy: YOUR FRICKEN FIGHT WITH GRAY YESTERDAY BURNED HALF OF MY HAIR OF AND FROZE THE OTHER HALF!!!!! MY HAIR NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS!
(Picture at top)
                          
Natsu: so that's why the guild smelled of burnt hair.....
                          
Wendy: You asshole! I'm gonna fucking kill you!! Prepare to die fucktard! Your are such a dick! 
                          
Laxus: woah uh wow um
                          
Rogue: I don't know why but it's so much scarier when little kids swear
                          
Sting: she's got a mouth on her.
                          
Cobra: I feel like her cat Carla is gonna come find us and shove soap down our throats!
                          
Gajeel: gihi
                          
Natsu: what's so funny about this?!
                          
Wendy: Oh my gosh Gajeel I can't believe you said that!
                          
Everyone minus Gajeel&Wendy: HUH! WHAT'S GOING ON!?!
                          
Wendy: well...I kinda gave Gajeel my phone so that he could express how mad I am at you... but he took it to far for my liking..... I don't feel well any more 😵
                          
Cobra: I'm outta here.
                          
---USER POISION-BREATH HAS LEFT THE CHAT---
                          
Natsu: now do you feel happy Metal head! You've made Wendy sick!
                          
Sting: you mean he made the little adorable blue haired girl cry!
                          
Natsu: well I'm assuming that she's crying cause all the girls from the dorm, are at the guild looking to find out why Wendy is crying in her room.
                          
Rogue: your a despicable human being Gajeel Redfox! I will punish you!
                          
Gajeel: Didn't you lose to me during the GMG.
                          
Laxus: and you were such a great fighter too. it's a shame we have to put you down.
                          
Gajeel: wait, put me down?
                          
Rogue: I may have lost to you during the one on one battle but it is you who will lose the four on one battle!
                          
Sting: yeah we're gonna make you pay for making the blue haired angel cry!
                          
Natsu: prepare to die you scumbag!
                          
Laxus: we're coming for you!
                          
Gajeel: shit
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O god I don't know if I can continue...... my mind is broken! If you have a complaint tell me and I'll take the swearing out and add slang instead...... this is for my friend who's away right now and I barely get to see or talk to her so here is her username I feel like this should be for her 
onehellofaidiot_ love you, miss you, see you soon! I hope...