Hot Topics

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March 11, 2017
Dear Diary,

Today was pretty uneventful... Ciara was out with her dumb emo friends on Friday night so I did nothing on Friday. So I texted Ciara and asked her if she was doing anything today. She said yeah, she was going to Hot Topics or something in an hour. So I invited myself to come.

She told me Hot Topics was a clothing store but with band stuff or something along those lines so I was kind of confused. Assuming there was going to be normal clothes and an isle with music albums, I said sure!

Well no, it wasn't like that at all.

We walk in and everything is black and dark and the cashier had six piercings and a bunch of tattoos (He was hot though so it was okay). They were blaring this trashy, loud, obnoxious, screaming music. It honestly sounded like somebody was being murdered and screaming for help. Ciara started looking around and I asked her where the normal people clothes are.

She said these are normal people clothes.

I was very disappointed but I decided I would get stuff anyway because I came all the way there, why not. I ended up getting five shirts.

Here's what I got:

I got this shirt because it has Brandon Urine and he is really hot!! Who doesn't want a hot guy's face under their boobs!?!? I do!!!!

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I got this shirt because it has Brandon Urine and he is really hot!! Who doesn't want a hot guy's face under their boobs!?!? I do!!!!

(I kept debating whether or not to put that last line in or not. I will probably regret that...)

Then I got this one

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Then I got this one. I really love green, spring days so this is nice! And the hand squeezing that chunk of raw meat makes me look tough!

UPDATE: On second thought, it might be a brain, who knows!

This one has a girl's face on it and it says "darling, you'll be okay"

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This one has a girl's face on it and it says "darling, you'll be okay". How sweet!! Not sure what it means though.

This shirt was one of the only colorful ones there and it made my boobs look really big so I had to get it! It says "blink one hundred and eighty-two''

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This shirt was one of the only colorful ones there and it made my boobs look really big so I had to get it! It says "blink one hundred and eighty-two''. Again, I have zero idea what that means but it just looks cool.

 Again, I have zero idea what that means but it just looks cool

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Then I got another Panic At The Disco shirt. I think whoever made it was at an all time low or something because it says that at the top.

In the end, the trip to Hot Topics was mediocre and I got some cool looking over priced shirts so it worked out okay.


Please read this next part, it's important <3
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I have crazy news!!

blxrryface- has offered to translate this book into Spanish and published the first few chapters were posted today!!

Thank you so so so so so much, blxrryface-this is a really big deal for me! You have no clue how excited I am! <3 I owe you a giant thank you!

And for everyone else, thanks so much for your support, you all are amazing people :D


Have a great night everyone

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