Hello. This is just a bit of comedy to give me some time to figure out my next chapters.
Enjoy.
You were in an operating room and were about to operate on a patient. With most of the characters from the previous chapters sitting and watching. Your assistant, and girlfriend, Valentine was standing next to you. You were reading the patient's chart. You cleared your throat and tossed it to the side.
(Y/N): Now the medical board didn't like how I was treating the patients before, namely old Bob here. So we need to be very careful in our removal of the rib cage, lungs, and heart, and especially as careful in our transplant of his new heart. Nurse please hand me a scalpel and bone saw.
Valentine: Here you are doctor.
You began to saw at Bob's ribs which proved to be a challenging task.
(Y/N): Nurse can you hand me that hammer instead?
She handed you the hammer and you used it to break and remove Bob's ribs.
(Y/N): Okay now we just carefully rip that lung out and drop it on the floor for Iggy to chew on.
You tore Bob's lung out of his chest and dropped it on the floor where a dog started to eat it. Then your hand slipped and you cut the wrong vein. You started to panic and reached for a needle. You grabbed one and stabbed it into him.
(Y/N): Whew. That could have bee- (flatline). (sighs) Wrong needle. Valentine get a body bag, we've got another one to feed to the crocs.
Valentine: Yes sweetheart.
The two of you put Bob in a bag and carried it off. Then the audience started to applaud. You and Valentine walked back onstage and took a bow. Then Valentine grabbed your arm and gave you a forceful kiss. You smiled, waved to the audience and carried your girlfriend offstage. Outside on the theater it said "One night only. O.R. disaster starring (Y/N) (L/N) and Valentine" You smiled and continued to walk home with Valentine sleeping in your arms.
I hope you enjoyed this very short filler chapter and we will see you next time.
