Ash has updated his status- Its been January for like 3 months now
Comments:
Gary: Actually it's only been January for like 28 days
Ash: I can't stand you
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Sun has updated his status- I think I know why Lillie went to Kanto
Comments:
Hau: She told us why...
Moon: She went to Kanto to see if that guy who fused with a Pokémon could help her mother
Sun: No it's because I'm too hot for her
Lillie: No I'm pretty sure that's not it
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Gladion has tagged Lillie in his status- How's Kanto?
Comments:
Lillie: It's weird the Exeggutor are short and don't have a face on their tails
Hau: What
Moon: So? "Kantoian form" or whatever, right?
Lillie: Ya know everyone wears their shirt in Kanto...
Prof. Kukui: IM FEELING ATTACKED
Blue: Ya know now that you say that I kinda wanna take my shirt off
Gladion: Lillie don't look
Lillie: IM NOT NINE
Gladion: WHAT KIND OF BROTHER WOULD I BE IF I DIDN'T PROTECT YOUR EYES
Lillie: THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN FOR TWO YEARS
Gladion: OH MY GOD
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Ash has tagged May in his status- May wanna hear something funny
Comments:
May: Sure
Ash: May we Harley Drew'd ya
Harley: That's not funny its offensive how dare you put my name anywhere near May's
May: KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Drew: That's only slightly funny
Ash: See Drew knows what's up
Ash: Unlike others...
Harley: I'LL KEEP YOUR NAME WHEREVER I WANT YOU LITTLE BRAT
May: *GaSP* YOU ARE SUCH
May: A CACTUS
Drew: Nice one...
May: Babe stop being sarcastic I'm arguing over here
Harley: BRAT
May: TWO FACED CREEPY CACTUS
Drew: This could go on for awhile
Ash: I'm gonna get some popcorn
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Dawn has updated her status- Yes! Another contest win!
Comments:
Kenny: Congrats, DeeDee
Dawn: That's not my name
Kenny: I know
Ursula: Dawn I hate your success
Zoey: We know
Dawn: Green is Drew's color Ursula
Kenny: DAMN
Princess Salvia: How humorous!
Dawn: Thanks fam
Ursula: I hate you so much
Zoey: Get over yourself
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Ash has updated his status- Hey Brock did you ever notice that Riley kinda looks like Sir Aaron?
Comments:
Brock: ...
Brock: OH MY GOD
Arceus: I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS OH MY ME
*shrugs* idk. This chapter is...weird. I guess technically they all are but whatever whatevs. Anyways the Kanto Grand festival is on Pokémon tv and I just watched May beat Drew for the first time and I'm crying cause I ship them so much. Also Solidad actually said Drew had feelings for May and I fangirled so hard I died.
Anyways look at this-
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me lol I cried
ALSO RILEY LOOKS LIKE SIR AARON I LEGIT DONT EVEN CALL RILEY RILEY I CALL HIM SIR AARON
K thx bai!
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If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]
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