Spouses Are Stupid

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January 25, 2017
Dear Diary,

I literally hate all the spouses of my favorite band members. They are all so ugly and stupid. They look like trash and they obviously only married for fame and money. I hope they all divorce in a year. I think I am going to write the meanest, most hateful comments everywhere on their social media.

Here are the spouses of some band members (the rest don't really matter too much)

Most annoying spouses:

Caitlin Quinn

Literally, who wears that much makeup?!? She's liek so fake!

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Literally, who wears that much makeup?!? She's liek so fake!

Elisa Yow

She's probably holding a wallet full of money!

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She's probably holding a wallet full of money!

Ummm... Dottie Ross?

Yes, I was very surprised to find out Ryan Ross is in a romantic relationship with his dog! Who knew!

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Yes, I was very surprised to find out Ryan Ross is in a romantic relationship with his dog! Who knew!

Ashley Simpson

For some reason there are no current pictures of her and Pete Wents but whatever

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For some reason there are no current pictures of her and Pete Wents but whatever.

Lindsay or Lind Z or Lin Zee I have no idea Way

Lindsay or Lind Z or Lin Zee I have no idea Way

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What a fake smile!!!

Sara Urie

Why is she making that weird face?! Nobody told you to, loser!

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Why is she making that weird face?! Nobody told you to, loser!

Jamia Nester

I think he's trying to choke her! She must be that annoying!

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I think he's trying to choke her! She must be that annoying!

Josh Done and Tyler Joseph

Apparently they are married! I had no idea!!

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Apparently they are married! I had no idea!!

And I guess nobody in Pierce The Veil are married??!

Makes sense, none of them are hot...

So yeah I will now go hate on all their social media. Including Dottie (dogs get no exception!) if she even has one. Who knows.

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Okay everybody please know that this was 100% a joke. I have nothing against these people, they are all awesome. I felt so so mean writing this

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