parents
Jin: okay son, you're going to wear all pink and remember to only talk to pretty people
Jimin: remember if you get ignored you can still keep yourself company by talking to yourself
Suga: screw school, it's okay because you all have swag
Jhope: be the person that always give other people hope
Rapmon: what do you mean you accidentally broke everything you touched
V: okay children i will show you how to make friends *starts sniffing everything in sight*
Jungkook: just punch everyone who's mean to you and that will get you through 99.848375823729% of your life