Saiisgay: Author-chan!
Saiisgay: oh wonderful Author-chan
Saiisgay: where have you been?
Saiisgay: will you ever return?
Author-Chan: new phone who dis
Saiisgay: haha not funny
SasukeKun: your social life is funny sai
Saiisgay: wut?
SasukeKun: gay
Saiisgay: yes, I'm gay, your gay, your point?
SasukeKun: UGH NEVERMIND
Saiisgay: emo
SasukeKun: you are the reason ducklings kill themselves, they take one look at your ugly face and feel sad
Author-Chan: jesus calm down Mr. Emo.
SasukeKun: why are you alive?
Author-Chan: shut up, you love me
SasukeKun: no
Author-Chan: yeesss
Author-Chan: Sasuke, this question is from alyssasobers: Okay if everyone died like EVERYONE DUDE would you cry or would you like not care?
SasukeKun: fuck you Author-Bitch
Author-Chan: answer the question
SasukeKun: if you died author I'd be crying
Author-Chan: aww('∀`)
SasukeKun: crying tears of joy of course
Author-Chan: aha thought so, to answer his question he'd be crying his eyes out
Author-Chan: for Naru
SasukeKun: no I wouldn't
Author-Chan: from _-uNspOken-_: Naruto don't you have a Swag-no-jusu?
Naruto_Uchiha: yes ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎
SasukeKun: swaggity swag
Author-Chan: ok then
Saiisgay: FUN FACT! Swag stands for 'Secretly We Are Gay'
SasukeKun: -_-
Author-Chan: moving on, for sai from niylaah: What's your favourite thing to paint?
Saiisgay: oh, I haven't painted in a while. I used to paint bird and landscape sceneries, I should make some more time for my painting. Just to settle down and paint something
nejiHYUGA: Jesus you answered that in a calm, civilised way, are you ok??
Saiisgay: I can be normal from time to time :)
Author-Chan: hehe ok, this is for Naru from OTP_Ships: Naruto would you consider a threesome with neji or sai is sasugay wanted it
Naruto_Uchiha: no, I wouldn't
nejiHYUGA: I'd prefer to not be included in such vulgar activities
Saiisgay: I'm all in! ;)
Author-Chan: of course you would sai
Author-Chan: for Neji from Queen_Raven26: Why are you so protective of hinata?
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Kik Conversations with Naruto and Friends
RandomSo I got the idea to do a Kik type story from another author. I hope you guys enjoy these weird conversations. :)