September 22, 2017
Dear Diary,I'm like 90% sure that Kelin Quinn and Victor Fwentes are actually secret twins.
Let's be real here, look at them:
It's very clear that they have a close relationship too
I'm pretty sure the two are in separate bands. Kelin is in Pierce The Pail and Victor is in Panic At The Disco. Or maybe Victor is from Fallout Bois. Panic At The Disco has SO many members, it's hard to keep track of them all!I read an article online on a website called Tumbler. It was by a user named, "Totally-not-RealEmoTheories."
I didn't really know how to pronounce that long name. How do you pronounce TotallynotRealEmoTheories?? It's so long! It it French or something?
Anyway, my point is: Kelin and Victor are brothers but not many people know that. Look at their (girly) hair! It's practically the same! And they have matching suits in one picture. They look so similar. My only concern is why do they have different last names?
Here's my theory: Kelin and Victor were born with lots of musical talent. But they didn't want to be in the same band together because too much talent in one band can make the world explode. For example, My Chemical Romance. The members of My Chemical Romance all have... eh, average talent. Put them together and they're really good. Not like Arianna Grande level good. But still good.
So anyway, Victor and Kelin decided to be in separated bands but they tell the media and everyone else that the are good friends, not twins.
Why?
Who knows.
They're strange people.UPDATE:
5 MINUTES LATEROkay scratch that. They aren't twins. Because look what I found on Google.
They are three years apart! Either Google is lying or one of them has a fake age or maybe they're just regular siblings.
Oh hey look, Andy Ballsack is there too!
Wait a second, I just came across a picture online.
What's Kellic?
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Hey everyone! So somehow this book is headed toward 500,000 reads!! How is that possible!? So as a way to celebrate joshxpun had a really great idea.It involves our good friend and a Wattpad account...
That's right.
Jessica will get a Wattpad account.
As soon as we reach 500k I'll start it. So keep reading, tell ya friends to read, tell ya friends friends, tell ya friends friends friends, tell their friends, tell ya mom and dad, tell ya dog to read. Or you could post about it on Twitter or other places, I dunno.
Orrrrrr send it to CrankThatFrank because I may or may not still be trying to get him to react to this book.
Ok fine I am...
Thank you all so much! <3 The sooner we get there, the sooner I'll make her account :D
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