five;

                                    

                                          
'You did what?!' Taeyeon almost screamed at him, catching the attention of other customers in the shop they were in.
                          
'Calm down, I only danced with him and ate cake. It was very delicious--'
                          
'In what way did you dance with him?'
                          
'Well, we played Just Dance and I watched Baekhyun twerk to Mil--'
                          
He stopped when he saw Taeyeon's face.
                          
'You watched him whilst he was fucking twerking..?' She put down the foundation she previously picked up and turned to the giant.
                          
'Well.. when I said watch, I actually meant that I looked at him for a second or two... And it's not my fault he was dedicated to the game and was eager to follow every single dance move, including twerking. It's his house, his rules, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.'
                          
'Gosh.. You may as well have just stared at his ass too.'
                          
When Chanyeol didn't answer, Taeyeon huffed and glared at him.
                          
'You did stare at his ass, didn't you?'
                          
'H-he was walking up the stairs and his ass was just moving with every step he took.. I couldn't bare to look away, I'm sorry!'
                          
Taeyeon didn't reply.
                          
'His pants were so tight, too! They really hugged his thighs well.'
                          
'Look, Chanyeol, I understand what you're saying now.. I am pretty jealous of his thighs.. and, uh, if you like Baekhyun, then good for you! But if Baekhyun ends up liking you, then I won't be very happy.'
                          
'What do you mean? He won't like me.'
                          
'You're an attractive guy, Yeol. Everyone wants to get in your pants.. That's why I'm worried that my crush will fall for you instead.'
                          
'Don't you think that's a little unlikely? I'm pretty sure he's straight.'
                          
'You can never be sure! Just remember to mention me whenever you hang out with him. And please, I'm begging you, no matter how hard it is, do not get turned on by him.'
                          
'I'm not making any promises, it's not easy trying to avoid an ass like his.'
                          
'Hm, but I need you to at least try, okay? I know how excited you get over small, innocent boys.'
                          
'Alright, I'll try.'
                          
Chanyeol turned away from her and thought about it; he did have great curves, but did he like him? He's only know him for a few days.
                          
Suddenly, something else came to his mind and his jaw dropped open.
                          
'Wait, how do you know I get boners often?'
                          
He turned back in her direction, only to find she was not there anymore, but a scared teenage girl was instead, looking horrified.
                          
'Holy shit, I thought you were someone else! I'm sorry you had to hear that.'
                          
Chanyeol bowed several times, before hurrying away to find Taeyeon.