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"This is Perfecto Prince..."
                          
"..."
                          
"Hello to you too Parmesan."
                          
"Aww how did you know it was me? I didn't talk even one banana time!"
                          
"Oh I just guessed. Anyway, what the fudge is one banana time? We are not in the minions for all I know!"
                          
"Yes we're not.."
                          
"Exactl- hold up, why didn't you argue back?" 
                          
"Let me finish. We are not in the minions because we are in Descpicable Me! Haha how could you get the title wrong!"
                          
"There's nothing funny. Stop your banana laughing."
                          
"Yes there is! And it wasn't a banana laughing. It was a strawberry laughing."
                          
"Riiiight. And I'm Katy Perry."
                          
"You are?!"
                          
"..."
                          
"Euh what did I say?"
                          
"You may facepalm yourself."
                          
"Hey but you could be her for all I know!"
                          
"But here's a fact, I'm not."
                          
"Hey who's voice is this in the background?"
                          
"Oh that's Jeremy. He's checking up on us workers."
                          
"Oh yeah him."
                          
"Darn it. He's coming in my direction. Quick. Let's pretend you are ordering."
                          
"Uh okay. But Mrs Katy Perry, I've nothing to worry about since he can't hear me. Muahaha."
                          
"Uh this is Perfecto Prince Pizza. What is your order?"
                          
"Oh no. Not the signature line again."
                          
"Shh play along. Okay one Prawn Deluxe. Hmm. Yes. Hmm."
                          
"Jingle bell jingle bell jingle all the waaaaayyy."
                          
"A Gourmet one? Yes. Umhmm."
                          
"Ohhh what fun it is to riiide in one horse open sleigh"
                          
"Shh damn it. Stop the song. Jeremy's gone now."
                          
"Oh that was quick."
                          
"I want to strangle you. You made it nerve-racking."
                          
"Your welcome. And how old is Jeremy?"
                          
"That was a quick change of subject. Umm he's of my age, nineteen."
                          
"Oh."
                          
"Uh and you?"
                          
"Twenty. And do you have a boyfriend or..."
                          
"What's up with those awkweird questions?"
                          
"Awkweird, really?"
                          
"Hey don't mock my mash up words technique! But yeah, I'm with Jeremy."
                          
"Oh I sensed it coming. Look, I've got some urgent work. Got to go."
                          
"Hey! Listen! I'm not done! Don't you dare hang up on-"
                          
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