Chapter 7

                                    

                                          
It's been three days you and Frisk stayed here. Three days you still don't trust Sans. Sans knew this will be the toughest thing he's going against. Papyrus was easy to trust since he's a cool guy. He even let you sleep on a cushion because after you told him you and Frisk we're both sleeping under the ground, Papyrus couldn't bare to let you both sleep underneath there. After all, it is kinda lonely and pretty chilly in there too. Frisk was hanging with Papyrus, as they playing puzzle's, junior jumble, and action figures. It's mostly cute to see them playing. As for you, you were stuck with Sans. You and Sans were sitting beside each other, watching a Tv show called 'Mettaton's cooking show.' It was kinda boring but Papyrus seem's to enjoy it.
                          
"Hey, Small fry,"
                          
"What?" 
                          
"Do you wanna...hang out?" Sans asks. You see his cheeks turns blue for a bit.
                          
"What do you mean? Aren't we hanging out right now?"
                          
"No, not really." Without a warning, he picks you up by your shirt.
                          
"Hey! Put me down!" 
                          
"SANS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Papyrus asks as Frisk was about to get their sword. You let Frisk have your sword since they were brave and determined to do anything they face's.
                          
"Chill, bro. I'm just gonna hang out with Small fry here." He said then put you in his hood and walk outside of the house. His hood felt so fuzzy and warm.
                          
You're pov:
                          
"Sans, where are we going? You know Borrowers can't be seen." I whisper as I hide in his hood. There are so many beans and monsters out here! 
                          
"We're going to my job."
                          
"You have a job?...I kinda thought you were lazy the whole time."
                          
"Well, you got me there. I am a lazy bone after all." I giggled when he made a pun.
                          
"So, what kind of job do you have?" I ask. I don't know very much about job's but I heard of them what kinds there are.
                          
"Working at a hot dog stand."
                          
"...That's it?"
                          
"Yep, no one could resist my dogs." We finally got there and it's literary just a plain wooden stand. He set up some hot dogs on the top, a few bottles of mustards, bottles of ketchup, more bottles of ketchup...and more bottles of ketchup. He takes one of the ketchup bottles and starts to...drink it!?
                          
"Do you really love ketchup that much?"
                          
"Why not? It tastes good."
                          
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Hours past by, few monster's buy some of his hot dogs, few beans buy some of his hot dogs. Some of the beans even glared at him for some reason. Sans seem's to ignore them but I wonder why did some beans look at him with a disgusted face? I was caught up in my thoughts I didn't hear Sans calling me.
                          
"(Y/n), you alright back there?" He asks.
                          
"Huh? Oh yeah, sorry. What were you saying?"
                          
"Just checking up if you're still back there."
                          
"Yeah, I'm still here." I look up at the sky and see it was nearly dusk. "Sans, aren't we suppose to be home by now? It's getting a bit dark."
                          
"Yep, but I thought maybe why not sit out here a bit more. I also know a park people barely visit's" he said then out of nowhere in a blink of an eye, we're here!
                          
"What the-! How on earth did you do that!?" I ask. I felt myself being pick up again and being set on his hand as he sits down on the grass.
                          
"Magic." He said as if it was an answer. He looks up at the sky as if he was waiting for something to happen. I look up as well only the stars are out.
                          
"What are you looking for?"
                          
"I'm not looking for something."
                          
"Then what are you looking at."
                          
"Looking up the stars."
                          
"Why? There just stars."
                          
"...It's because...We monsters never have a chance to see them."
                          
"What do you mean?" That doesn't make sense? What did he mean they never have a chance to see them.
                          
"We were...(Sigh) I can't say it. It brings up too many bad memories." he says and frowns a bit.
                          
"Oh, okay." I guess monsters may have a hard life in theirs lives. But how hard was it?
                          
"Hey, wanna hear a joke?"
                          
"Um...Sure?"
                          
"Alright." I nearly screamed when he brought himself down on the ground, lying on his back as he set me down on his chest. 
                          
"Please give me a warning  whenever you do that." I said as I try to get comfortable.
                          
"I will next time. But back to business. Why did the sun go to school?"
                          
"Hmm, I don't know. Why?"
                          
"To get brighter!" I laughed. That was terrible yet so funny! "Okay, here's another one, what do planets like to read?"
                          
"(Giggle) What do they like to read?"
                          
"They like to read, comet books!" My god, this is too much!
                          
"Sans! (Laughing)"
                          
"Here's another one-"
                          
"No! Haha! Not another one!"
                          
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"Sans! Please! I can't take it anymore!" I laughed at his jokes. This is too much for me! But he stopped when we heard his phone rings. He got it out and saw it was Papyrus calling. 
                          
"Sup bro."
                          
"SANS! WHERE ARE YOU AND WHERE'S THE TINY HUMAN AS WELL!? IT'S VERY LATE OUTSIDE AND ITS MIDNIGHT!" Wait. Is it midnight already? Sans check his phone and it was indeed midnight.
                          
"Whoops. Sorry Pap, I was going to look for my missing watch, but I-"
                          
"SANS! DON'T! YOU! DARE!"
                          
"Could never find the time!" I laughed again! Whenever is he going to stop!
                          
"OH MY GOD! SANS! JUST COME HOME NOW!" He said then hang up his phone.
                          
"Sans! I can't believe you said that!" I said as I held my stomach.
                          
"Hey, you know I always have a funny bone."
                          
"Sans! Knock it off!" Someone get this guy out of here!
                          
A/N: Heres chapter 7! Hope you guys like it. I also look up some jokes that would make sense around the surroundings. ^_^