Chapter Merry Meme-mas 2k16

                                    

                                          
Ash has updated his status- Hey Misty
                          
Comments:
                          
Misty: What
                          
Ash: Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
                          
Misty: No
                          
Ash: K fam I knew you were gonna say that
                          
Misty: They why did you say that
                          
Ash: Just in case I thought wrong
                          
Ash: But you still make my heart light up like a Christmas tree
                          
Misty: Aww
                          
Gary: Well sh*t
                          
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Prof. Kukui has updated his status- Welcome to Alola!
                          
Comments:
                          
Sun: Shut up and gimme my Litten
                          
Prof. Kukui: Woah
                          
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Moon has updated her status- Get glad...ion
                          
Comments:
                          
Gladion: I kind of hate you
                          
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Moon has updated her status- Gladion: I know we aren't friends-
                          
Me: Tf what? We aren't friends?! Well f**k you too
                          
Comments:
                          
Sun: She's offended
                          
Lillie: Don't be. Gladion never plays nice
                          
Lillie: He left me alone with our mother
                          
Gladion: GET OVER IT
                          
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Nuzleaf has updated his status- Hey follow me
                          
Comments:
                          
Pikachu: Tf no
                          
Nuzleaf: Why
                          
Pikachu: Cause I don't trust you
                          
Nuzleaf: Why
                          
Pikachu: CAUSE YOU ARE AN EVIL POKEMON WHO WORKS FOR YVELTAL AND YOU JUST WANNA USE ME CAUSE I WAS A HUMAN
                          
Nuzleaf: Sh*t
                          
Mudkip: EXPOSED
                          
Ampharos: TRIGGERED
                          
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Arceus has updated its status- Merry Meme-mas!
                          
Comments:
                          
Ash: It's my favorite holiday!!
                          
Gary: Same!!
                          
Nobody: It's the worst holiday
                          
Gary: Who tf are you
                          
Nobody: TRAINER
                          
Nobody: WHY
                          
Arceus: Because you suck
                          
Nobody: GOD FUCK
                          
Everyone: *Gasp*
                          
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~Nobody has been removed from Facebook~
                          
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Blue has updated his status- This is the only time of year I ship Red and Green
                          
Comments:
                          
Green: Really? Cause I ship you and Red all year long
                          
Blue: I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE AND YOU HAD TO COME IN HERE AND SHIP ME AND RED?
                          
Green: Yup
                          
Blue: K
                          
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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- You're dead to me
                          
Comments:
                          
Lyra: You love me
                          
Lucas: What happened?
                          
Silver: I hate Lyra
                          
Barry: If you don't tell me why I'm gonna fine you
                          
Silver: She put ornaments and Christmas lights in my hair!!
                          
Lyra: Because you...light up my life
                          
Silver: Shut up
                          
Hilda: I told her to do it
                          
Silver: WHAT
                          
Hilda: N let's me do it to his hair!
                          
Silver: Seriously?
                          
N: Yeah man
                          
Silver: Wimp
                          
N: HEY
                          
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Ash has updated his status- Gary gave me memes for Christmas!!
                          
Comments:
                          
Gary: Ash gave me memes too!
                          
Officer Jenny: THEY'RE LEGAL MEMES RIGHT BOYS?!
                          
Gary: Yeah...
                          
Ash: Totally: ...
                          
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Merry Meme-Mas everyone!! I hope you like this chapter cause I worked really hard on it. Eh kinda. I've just been busy trying to finish my Pokedex. I'm at 61% right now. I'm not close but I WILL get there...if someone would just trade me a FREAKIN KARTANA. Sigh. Well happy holidays everyone!
                          
Also if you couldn't tell or hadn't heard, I'm in love with Gladion. Seriously. And also if you didn't hear, Hau is my child.
                          
K thx bai!
                          
Also here take this I made it because I could