Chapter BOI WHAT

                                    

                                          
Gary has updated his status- Hey Ash guess the number I'm thinking of
                          
Comments:
                          
Ash: Ummm
                          
Gary: It's between 1 and 3
                          
Ash: 4!
                          
Gary: Between 1 and 3. Not including 1 or 3
                          
Ash: M!
                          
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Cilan has updated his status- IM GONNA JUMP ~on top of Goldenrod radio station~
                          
Comments:
                          
Paul: Do a flip
                          
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Cress has updated his status- I hear alcohol makes you stupid
                          
Comments:
                          
Ash: No I'm doesn't
                          
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Misty has updated her status- I'm going to remind Ash of his humanity the only way a woman can
                          
Comments:
                          
Dr.Oak: You're going to do his laundry?
                          
Dawn: *slaps*
                          
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May has updated her status- Do you ever learn a new fact and it f**ks you up really bad even though It has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars?
                          
Comments:
                          
Gary: THEY F**KING WHAT
                          
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Spark has updated his status- *is surrounded by Valor/Mystic gyms* *spins* Look at all these f**ks I give!!
                          
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Ash has updated his status- How do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
                          
Comments:
                          
Gary: A glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding English
                          
Ash: Water you doing
                          
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May has updated her status- YAY I WON A CONTEST!
                          
Comments:
                          
Dawn: I guess that's why they call you "The Princess of Hoenn"!
                          
Paul: Doesn't that make Drew "The Prince of Hoenn"?
                          
Drew: It does
                          
May: *BLUSHES* PSHHH PTFFFF NO ITS MY TITLE WHATEVER
                          
Dawn: You sound like Paul when I tell him I love him
                          
Paul: I don't sound like that
                          
Dawn: I love you, Paul
                          
Paul: Pshhhh...ptffff.....whatever...
                          
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~Nobody has started a chat with Conway~
                          
Nobody: I know how you feel about Dawn
                          
Conway: WHAT?! HOW?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A SECRET
                          
Nobody: Yes yes I'm just smart, but I could get rid of Paul for you if you could do something for me
                          
Conway: Ooo get rid of Paul? Well one less competitor in the Sinnoh league, and it ups my chances with Dawn...what do you need?
                          
Nobody: ...oh just a few things...








                          
Hey if any of you got those first few references I love you XD 
                          
Also if May is the Princes of Hoenn that makes Drew the Prince of Hoenn right? I mean you could say they're not together in the show, but why would she be wearing so much green? Green ins Drew's color and plus they had so many moments in the anime it'd be weird if they weren't together
                          
K thx bai