I am quite aware of the need for the next chapter, but I'm sorry to say that I'll rarely have time to update. Eleventh grade has just started for me, and for the first time in my life, I actually have a curfew. I only get less than six hours a day to myself, if I'm not spending it doing my homework, cleaning, or cooking. Even if I finish all of those things before my curfew, I'll usually fall asleep probably two hours after I get home. And to add to the fact that I broke my phone, I hardly ever get a chance to even CHECK Wattpad. I created this crack chapter in just a few spare minutes to just give you guys SOMETHING to read.
Sorry, again! But the last chapter is in progress, just to give SOME of you closure. Another thing, the next chapter may or may not be the last chapter. I haven't exactly decided how to go about it, but I have a few ideas, so no worries!
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Blossom's POV
"WOLOLOLOLOLO!" Buttercup screeched as she flung herself at Him. She had randomly spun herself into a large tornado and was able to position herself correctly, amazingly as it was.
"BUBBLES!" Bubbles yelled as she also spun in a circle, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," she said as normal bubbles came from her.
"I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING," Brick said with a smile and bounced his way back to us.
Whaaat?
"BC, METRON HAMMER!" Butch demanded.
"IT'S MEGATON, YOU IDIOT!" she violently corrected.
Boomer was standing by himself, oddly quiet. It seemed he was thinking.
-No, wait, never mind, he was seeing how good he was at wiggling his eyebrows. My mistake.
"Huh-huh," Blake scoffed as he started dabbing.
"Blossom!", Breaker called me. I turned my head in his direction. "Bash left because he has an eye appointment right now. I think he'll be back in about an hour," he said. I opened my mouth wide.
"WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE!"
"Yeah, but, come on, it's an eye appointment...They're kinda important..." he said quietly.
"I'M PRETTIER THAN EVERYONE HERE, I JUST DON'T WANT TO SAY IT OUT LOUD BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE YOUR POUR LITTLE SOULS SAD," Bubbles confessed out loud.
"METRON HAMMER!" Butch had stolen Buttercup's hammer and began destroying random buildings with it.
"IMMA' METRON HAMMER YOUR FACE IF YOU DON'T GIVE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!"
"IS ANYONE GOING TO TRY AND DEFEAT HIM?"
"Hey, Blossy!" I slightly twitched at the stupid nickname but turned towards Boomer, nonetheless, "I have to use the 'little warriors' room, can you tell me where the closest one is?"
WHAT THE HELL IS THE 'LITTLE WARRIORS' ROOM?
WHY IS EVERYONE SLIGHTLY STUPIDER THAN THEY ALREADY ARE?
"He means he needs to take a shi-" Butch was cut off.
"NUMBER TWO, YOU IDIOT! WE HAVE TO CENSOR THAT KIND OF SHIT FROM NOW ON!" Buttercup yelled. I slapped my forehead with my hand.
Maybe... If I bang my head against a wall hard enough, I'll die...
"Ha ha, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Amnesia!" Brick started doing cartwheels.
"Hey, guys, I'm back," Bash flew by with a pair of glasses.
"WELL, LOOKY' HERE, YOU'RE FINALLY BACK! LET'S THROW A PARTY! IT'S NOT LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR OR ANYTHING,"
"Much sarcasm. Wow. Such heartbreak. Many rood. So sadness. Very feelings. Glasses so wow. Much clear. Wow," he replied.
Boomer began flipping his hair with a hint of sass. "I'M BEAUTIFUL AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME I'M STUPID!"
"YOU'RE STUPID!" Butch yelled from the distance.
"I'm going to Starbucks, do you guys want anything? It's on me," Him asked all of us.
"I'll take a cheeseburger!" Butch asked.
"They don't sell cheeseburgers at Starbucks," Buttercup corrected.
"Then I'll take- uh- you're face!"
"..."
"..."
"...Was that an innuendo?"
"NO!" Butch then tried hitting Buttercup with her own hammer.
"Sometimes, you idioooooooooooots, make-me-want-to-stab- MYSELF IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!" Bash sang.
"Hey, guys, look what I can do!" Breaker said as everyone turned towards him. He touched a random building AND THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING TURNED TO ASH. "I have the power of immense destruction. I must run away with disgrace, become a samurai vigilante, and save the world from the dark shadows of my heart,"
"AMNESIA!" Brick started doing his cartwheels in a circle around Breaker.
"Just as she flipped her hair out of sass and with an attitude, Bubbles then won the award for the prettiest girl on Earth because you all suck," Bubbles said in third person about herself.
"CATACLYSM," Breaker yelled and began destroying some more buildings and house.
"I'm going home," I announced.
"Such done. wow. much emo. wow. much sad. lonely, wow," Bash said with the most sarcastic look on his face.
"...Shit, where am I?" Brick stopped doing cartwheels and looked around at the barren city.
"Hell," Him said in an overdramatic voice.
"Just kill yourself, Him, I don't feel like dealing with you right now," I sighed.
"Well, I can't do that, but we can make an appointment for next week," He brought out his schedule and a pencil.
"I SAID I'M DONE NOW LEAVE ME ALONE" I ran away dramatically and dramatically cried to myself because I'm a dramatic teenager and I have a dramatic life so it's only right I be dramatic.
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GODDAMNIT I JUST REALIZED THE DIALOGUE IS CLOSE FROM WHAT I USUALLY DO
IS THIS ENTIRE BOOK A CRACK BOOK OR SOMETHING? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
YOU ARE READING
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