hi, this is alice.
hey noa, write me a poem.
"why?"
because you're deep, and all that stuff.
"i am?"
yes. so please write one for me.
"well your wish is my command"
(giggles)
"this is a haiku
but what does this even mean?
well who the hell cares... "
...
(noa bursts out laughing)
" ha. ha. ha. nice one noa."
(noa continued laughing.)
" fine. i'm going to hang up"
no wait. alice. fine.
...
"dear alice,
to freeze remedy in ice
you might need the world to cry
some blood sugar coated lies
so that our dubious eyes
will fall in love with the enemy
a psychopath, an enmity
to love no one
and hate everyone
was our human condition
with prideful addition"
wow noa. that was -
"bullshit? yeah, i know."
no noa. that was bloody brilliant.
"don't kid yourself alice. you get nothing sucking up"
oh, so there was no chocolate prizes for complimenting the almighty noa?
"why would i give them to you when i can eat them all by myself?"
get old and fat noa.
"i still would be hella attractive"
good night noa. and for the record, i really like your poem.
"oh alice -"
shut up noa. i liked what i heard. it's called magic, you muggle.