July 22nd, 2016 - Princess.
Luke: hey
Luke: hey
Luke: you
Teni: YOU I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
Luke: YOOOOO I FUCKING LOVEEEEE AVRIL THAT SONG USED TO BE MY JAM
Teni: FUCKING SAMEEEEEE OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHA
Luke: anyway
Luke: have you come to a conclusion about visiting in August
Teni: no
Teni: I forgot that I'm actually severely allergic to airplanes and foreign places and sometimes it results in bad reactions like nervous crying and being ugly
Luke: you could never look ugly so I know that you're lying to me
Teni: just wait until you see my very real allergic reaction
Luke: so that means you're coming to Australia with me
Teni: I haven't even discussed it with my father yet
Luke: technically you're a legal adult and you don't need his permission
Teni: technically he's very important to me and I wouldn't want to disobey him regardless of my adultness
Teni: he's pretty chill but he'll be a little weirded out that you want to pay for EVERYTHING for me
Luke: just a friendly reminder that the cost of bringing you along is minuscule to me
Luke: besides its more important to me that you actually come
Luke: money doesn't matter
Teni: MONEY DEFINITELY MATTERS DAMN
Teni: I wish I had that attitude tho
Teni: and that bank account
Luke: marry me
Luke: I'll buy you whatever you want
Teni: I'm no gold digger
Teni: but the offer is tempting
Luke: so ask!!!!! your!!!!! dad!!!!! today!!!!!
Teni: what am I even supposed to say to him?? hey dad this guy I married as a child wants to fly me across the world so we can meet in person for the first time. he's very legit. no need to worry.
Luke: perfect
Luke: we can skype if you'd like to
Luke: that way he can meet me before sending you off and he'll realize that I'm the best guy who's ever existed and his daughter has an amazing taste in men and he'll be thrilled to let me fly you to Australia
Teni: oh my god you're so dumb
Teni: I'll talk to him first and then I'll tell you how it goes
Teni: I still haven't thanked you btw
Luke: thanked me for what
Teni: just for being the most incredible person I've ever met in my life
Teni: and for treating me like a fucking princess
Luke: not a problem at all m'lady
Luke: I just wish you would actually let me spoil you
Luke: I swear you deserve the whole fucking world teni
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@teni_nicole tweeted: sweeter than a goddamn box of chocolates I swear
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hi I'm not dead but school sure has been kicking my ass!!!! I've been coming home from work/school/practice with so much homework that I don't sleep until 2 and then I'm up at 5 to go to school so just stick with me here I'm very stressed
this was also one big pile of recapping bullshittery excuse this entire chapter (lol @ the princess reference I hate myself) the next one should be cute
tell me about your whole week bc I've been MIA for so long!!!! I'm sleep deprived and I feel like a tiny ball of worry and despair
have a spectacular day/night
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Fanfiction"Hey, it's lukeisapenguin from club penguin. I don't know if you remember me, but we got married at the lighthouse about ten years ago."
