Nicknames

                                    

                                          
"Hey, Rey Rey," 
                          
What? No! He walks into my villa acting like he owns it, and then he calls me Rey Rey?Nope. Not happening.
                          
"Don't call me Rey Rey," I said.
                          
"But it's your cute nickname!" Leo said.   
                          
"Cute? Please enlighten me on how Rey Rey is 'cute'," I said.
                          
"Because, I, the Supersized McShizzle, whom you are lucky enough to be dating, gave it to you," Leo said.
                          
"That doesn't make it cute, it makes it embarassing!" I argued. "And Supersized McShizzle is NOT your nickname,"
                          
"Yeah, it is," He said.
                          
"Nope. That is a ridiculous nickname, and I, being the good girlfriend I am, will save you from eternal embarassment. Leo, I am helping you," I replied.
                          
"But I think it's a good nickname!" Leo said.
                          
"No, Leo. It's a weird nickname. People will laugh. The praetor's boyfriend, and the best greek mechanic, cannot be laughed at," I said.
                          
"Fine, then what is the nickname you will bestow on me?" He asked.
                          
"I like Repair Boy," I said. 
                          
"What? No! This is like the argument i had with Beauty Queen the other day! What, do you girls plan the conversations you'll have with me?" He asked. 
                          
Truth was, I was talking to Piper the other day. She said Leo was still insisting we call him Supersized McShizzle. She tried to argue with him, to no sucess, so i decided, since I'm his girlfriend, that I'll try to get him to change it. 
                          
"No, Leo. Piper and I are just trying to save your reputation," I said.
                          
"Ok, what about you call me Supreme Commander of the Argo II?" He asked.
                          
'Too long," I answered.
                          
'Ok, Awesome Sauce Leo?" He tried.
                          
"Funny, but no," I replied.
                          
"Best Boyfriend?" He asked. 
                          
"That's very true, but we'd be bragging to Jason, Piper, Hazel, Frank, Annabeth, and Percy, and maybe Travis and Katie if they accept the fact that they both like eachother," 
                          
"Yeah, they do need to get together," Leo said.
                          
"Ok, what about Head machanic?" He asked.
                          
"Naw, it'd be bragging to your half-siblings, and the Vulcan kids here woul be offended," I said.
                          
"Then what, Rey Rey?" He asked.
                          
"Again with the Rey Rey!" I exclaimed. " Would you rather me call you Queenie, or mi reina?" He asked.
                          
"Queenie sounds like weenie, an that makes my dogs alert," I said. Whenever I give them part of a hot dog, I say weenie, so they must think I accidentally misprounounced weenie when Queenie is used.
                          
"Ok, so mi reina it is," He said.
                          
"No, no, no. I do not belong to you," I sai.
                          
"Come on, Reyna! It's my nickname to you!" He said, pulling his fingers through his hair like he always does when he's frustrated.
                          
'It is so adorable when you do that," I said.
                          
"Do what?" He asked.
                          
"Pull your fingers through your hair," I said. "Maybe i should make you frustrated more often."
                          
He grinned.
                          
"I think it's cute when you want to kill me," Leo said.
                          
"I think it's cute when you wear suspenders," I replied.
                          
'I think it's cute when we try to out do eachother, like right now,"  He said,
                          
"I think it's cute when you speak spanish," I replied.
                          
'I think it's cute when you're competitive," He said.
                          
"I think it'scute how you think the conversation of nicknames ended," I replied.
                          
Leo smirked.
                          
'You're mi reina, Reyna, deal with it!" Leo exclaimed. 
                          
"Then you're repair boy!" I exclaime right back. 
                          
"No, I'm supersized McShizzle!'
                          
"Leo, I will stab you... with a fork!" (A/N: Fork is now my go to kitchen utensil to fight with. Is it weird that my weapons consist of cooking supplies?)
                          
"Forks don't scare me!" He said back.
                          
'It will when it penetrates your skin!' I replied.
                          
"It's cute when you want to kill me," Leo said.
                          
"It's cute how you think you can outrun me," I replied. He took off, and I ran after. I'd get the fork after I catch him.
                          
Safety first!
                          
A/N: So I almost couln't update today. I said couldn't. not didn't.
                          
The reason? 
                          
Well, i got a bad grade in geography. (I will not tell you. I don't want to share it.)
                          
An my mtoher said from here on out, I am only able to go on on weekends.
                          
Do not fear, Wattpaders, for I will NOT change the date of which I will update. :)
                          
I am currently trying to earn my privileges back, and in order to do that, I will have to get an A on my next geography test. I will study as hard as I can handle.
                          
And until then, I will either beg my mom to use my laptop, try to figure out how to update in my kindle, or figure it out on my iPod, (both of which I don't want to do. Kindles are hard to figure out, and typing on it is so annoying.)
                          
The only reason I got upload toay was because my mom gave me thirty minutes to use on my computer, because I told her that I promised I'd update every Wednesday, and promises always win in the end, and besides, she's the one that told me to never break promises.
                          
Isn't it great when i have something to use against my mom or else she'll look like a hypocrite.
                          
Anyway, I will not change my update ay an I will make it every wednesday whether I like it or not. You can thank my OCD for that. :)
                          
So, i hope you liked this one-shot. I thought it was cute. Also, I mentioned a bit of Tratie. I hope that makes you Tratie shippers happy! ( I am among you). I do ship Tratie, though, but from what I've seen, a lot of people do. Also, I know it doesn't involve kissing, but this was supposed to be more lighthearted and funny than deep and romantic.
                          
Seriously, keep voting and commenting. It brightens my day, really, it does. <3
                          
It makes me so happy. :D
                          
Anyway, until next Wednesday,
                          
P.S. The 'D' key on my laptop is being weird, so if I'm missing a 'D' in a word, thats why.
                          
Ciao!