I love this first fact
Fact: On August 11, 1984, President Ronald Reagan was conducting a sound check for a radio program. "My fellow Americans," he said, "I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." The joke was on him: The microphone was live and the entire world heard his words. Thus began National Presidential Joke day.
Here's a special chapter for National Presidential Joke Day!
Franklin D. Roosevelt, when told his wife was in a prison
"I'm not surprised. But what for?"
How many senior presidential aides does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They're supposed to keep the president in the dark.
Which one of Washington's officers was the funniest?
Laughfayette
How did Barack Obama propose to Michelle?
He got down on one knew and said, "Baby please, I don't wanna be OBAMAself."
President John Kennedy, answering a little boy on how he became a war hero
"It was absolutely involuntary. They sank my boat."
