Dear Journal,
I asked him to coffee. He said yes. It's tomorrow. What do I do. I don't have anything to wear oh my God. This is not okay why did I do that. I'm gonna die. He said yes. I swear I'm really straight. Woah. Woah. I need to ask Fry for help. He's French. Woah.
Let's all just forget that that last paragraph was a grammatical catastrophe and talk about how pleasant the detail on the walls are.
-Spater McStarch
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The Diary of a Potato
RandomSpater McStarch was a normal potato, with a normal life, and a normal family. He was completely, utterly normal - in every sense of the word. Unfortunately for Spater, the world has bigger plans for the young potato who spent his entire life on a fa...
