July 4th, 2016 - America, motherfucker.
Luke: isn't it Independence Day in America right now
Teni: FUCK YEAH IT IS
Teni: IM SO HYPED
Luke: Teni
Luke: hun
Luke: you were born and raised Canadian
Teni: BUT MY DAD WAS AMERICAN SO HE ALWAYS GOES ALLLLL OUT
Teni: IM DRESSED HEAD TO TOE IN RED WHITE AND BLUE
Teni: WEVE GOT ENOUGH FIREWORKS TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY
Teni: and there's cake
Luke: it's still not your country
Luke: come on hate American Independence Day with me
Teni: how can I hate it when there is an American flag cake cooling off in my kitchen
Luke: fake Canadian
Teni: say what you want
Teni: sticks and stones
Luke: unbelievable
Teni: America, motherfucker
Luke: I hate you
Luke: FaceTime?
Teni: I can't right now I'm hanging with my dad
Luke: ok so politely leave the room and then call me
Teni: you are just asking me to do the impossible today
Teni: there are two things in this world that come before you in my heart
Teni: American Independence Day
Teni: and my father
Teni: you could tell me right now that you're outside my house and my dad would still come first
Luke: if I were in Canada, you'd be coming first
Luke: I'm sorry I had to
Teni: Im going to block you
Luke: no it was a joke
Teni: admit that Fourth of July is superior to every other Independence Day
Luke: no
Teni: blocked
Luke: OKAY JESUS I DIDNT THINK YOU WERE SERIOUS
Luke: Fourth of July is the best Independence Day and all the other countries can suck a dick
Teni: the ending was a nice touch
Luke: we are both traitors to our countries
Teni: learn to lighten up Luke. it's a celebration and it's fun
Luke: America is pretty cool
Teni: I haven't been in a few years. last time I went was after my mom died and my dad wanted to spend some time with his parents. thing is, my grandparents live on a farm in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do
Luke: I never see that stuff I'm always in the most populated cities
Teni: let's go sometime
Teni: I'd love to see Los Angeles or Los Vegas or NYC
Luke: I'd love to see your grandparents farm
Teni: I want to see a big city :(
Luke: I just want to see you tbh
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@teni_nicole tweeted: I can't help but be excited. THERE IS AN AMERICAN FLAG CAKE ON MY COUNTER
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the power went out before I wrote this so if I'm brutally murdered I'm sorry
also ;););););););););) I know what's gonna happen pretty soon
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