Have you been in there - SNIPS?
No, daft name ; I go somewhere cheap
don't bother much what I look like -
scrub up for church though
but even they don't bother much now
cept for funerals or weddings;
misery encourages occasional elegance.
I've just had a thought - since it's dustbin day -
a dustman's funeral with those overals and a big van
and a wheelie bin for a coffin;
now that would be a modern artistic show
get in the papers or on local telly
AND you could do mock funerals -
Jimmy Saville and Tony Blair -
don't forget George Osborne -
he's buggered things up -
capitalists always do.
Pity we developed from the apes;
they don't do their hair
or shave or make up
don't make war either.
Funny, we folk get things so wrong.
