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June 7th, 2016 - Gossip, future goals, and gushy moments.

Teni: I HATE BOYS

Luke: I am in fact a boy

Teni: but you're not a totally dumb boy

Luke: Ha. That's what you think.

Teni: ok well anyway, this guy from my old high school has been telling people at my new college that he slept with me and now I'm supposedly obsessed with him

Teni: idk how anyone could be 'obsessed' with him. he looks like a goddamn cheese stick that's frayed at one end I swear to god

Luke: Sounds like me

Teni: nah you're more like a breadstick

Teni: so he's been going around telling people and this really cute guy came up to me in the library just now and said "hey, you're Teni right?" and I was SO FUCKING EXCITED and then he said "could you stop creeping on my friend? it's weird"

Luke: Wtf what did you say back?

Teni: "tell him that he can go shove his dick in an electric outlet"

Luke: You didn't

Teni: I did. and I smiled politely at the end, blew him a kiss, and returned to my studying like a bad bitch

Luke: You are the most extraordinary person I've ever met

Luke: I would've socked him in the mouth :-)

Teni: why thank you. and trust me, it took every ounce of my self control not to punch the idiotic look off his face

Luke: Iconic

Luke: What's your major btw?

Teni: psychology

Teni: everyone says it's the most useless major but I couldn't help it, it's what I want to do, you feel? maybe I'll never find a job if I'm 'wasting my college years' studying psychology, but at least I'm learning about something I really love. I'm not miserable like most of the students here.

Luke: Always stick to what you love. Look where it got me.

Teni: thank you

Teni: that's actually really inspiring

Teni: no one else has been very supportive of me majoring in psych so thank you

Luke: Anytime teniguin

Luke: One more thing

Luke: Did you turn off auto caps or something?

Teni: I did!! it seems so much more fun and youthful idk

Teni: that sounded lame

Luke: no I agree

Luke: I did it too

Teni: NICE

Luke: quick confession

Luke: only because it's super late here and I'm getting all emotional and mushy

Luke: I'm really glad we're friends again

Teni: awh me too Luke

Luke: no but like you grew up into the most incredible person

Teni: are you kidding me?? I'm nothing. I'm a psych major in a lil town in Canada

Luke: but you have more personality than anyone I've ever met

Luke: you're just so different idk. I wish we never drifted apart

Teni: ok but you live such an interesting life?????? you're on a WORLD FUCKING TOUR

Teni: nothing can top that

Luke: you managed to find a way. you definitely top that.

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@luke_is_a_penguin tweeted: I feel like mushy gushy goo

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right in the feels motherfuckers

feel free to pm me!! you can't possibly imagine how bored I am:)

have a feels-filled day/night

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