June 7th, 2016 - Gossip, future goals, and gushy moments.
Teni: I HATE BOYS
Luke: I am in fact a boy
Teni: but you're not a totally dumb boy
Luke: Ha. That's what you think.
Teni: ok well anyway, this guy from my old high school has been telling people at my new college that he slept with me and now I'm supposedly obsessed with him
Teni: idk how anyone could be 'obsessed' with him. he looks like a goddamn cheese stick that's frayed at one end I swear to god
Luke: Sounds like me
Teni: nah you're more like a breadstick
Teni: so he's been going around telling people and this really cute guy came up to me in the library just now and said "hey, you're Teni right?" and I was SO FUCKING EXCITED and then he said "could you stop creeping on my friend? it's weird"
Luke: Wtf what did you say back?
Teni: "tell him that he can go shove his dick in an electric outlet"
Luke: You didn't
Teni: I did. and I smiled politely at the end, blew him a kiss, and returned to my studying like a bad bitch
Luke: You are the most extraordinary person I've ever met
Luke: I would've socked him in the mouth :-)
Teni: why thank you. and trust me, it took every ounce of my self control not to punch the idiotic look off his face
Luke: Iconic
Luke: What's your major btw?
Teni: psychology
Teni: everyone says it's the most useless major but I couldn't help it, it's what I want to do, you feel? maybe I'll never find a job if I'm 'wasting my college years' studying psychology, but at least I'm learning about something I really love. I'm not miserable like most of the students here.
Luke: Always stick to what you love. Look where it got me.
Teni: thank you
Teni: that's actually really inspiring
Teni: no one else has been very supportive of me majoring in psych so thank you
Luke: Anytime teniguin
Luke: One more thing
Luke: Did you turn off auto caps or something?
Teni: I did!! it seems so much more fun and youthful idk
Teni: that sounded lame
Luke: no I agree
Luke: I did it too
Teni: NICE
Luke: quick confession
Luke: only because it's super late here and I'm getting all emotional and mushy
Luke: I'm really glad we're friends again
Teni: awh me too Luke
Luke: no but like you grew up into the most incredible person
Teni: are you kidding me?? I'm nothing. I'm a psych major in a lil town in Canada
Luke: but you have more personality than anyone I've ever met
Luke: you're just so different idk. I wish we never drifted apart
Teni: ok but you live such an interesting life?????? you're on a WORLD FUCKING TOUR
Teni: nothing can top that
Luke: you managed to find a way. you definitely top that.
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@luke_is_a_penguin tweeted: I feel like mushy gushy goo
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right in the feels motherfuckers
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