The Thunder Dragon and the Rubber Man

                                    

                                          
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE!! I brought fresh meat!!!" Mikoto kicked the door of the hospital of the waiting room open and threw the knocked out and injured Akainu to the floor. "Somebody call Anti-Skill, this guy needs a cell.. and a good one."
                          
Erza looked up from a book she had been reading. "Where were you? We were just about done with questioning the two Dupilicates of Gunha and Kakine.."
                          
"Well, I was just attacked by a friggin murdering conquer.. sort... of guy." said Mikoto. "Actually, I'm not sure what exactly he is.. he seems familiar for some reason.  He can turn his body into magma."
                          
"MAAAAAGMMMMMAAAA!?" Natsu jumped out, his eyes sparkling. "SO COOOOOL!!!!"
                          
Mikoto smiled. "Glad to see you're up and about Natsu!"
                          
"He! I don't even remember what happened!" Natsu said with a wide grin. "But I've been chasing that guy all day!"
                          
"YOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Welcome back!" Brook said, tipping his hat. "I've been waiting eagerly on my bottom for you to return! Though I'm a skeleton, so I don't have a bottom! YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"
                          
"By the way!" said Natsu. "Do Skeletons poop?"
                          
"Oh yes.. I poop." said Brook, taking a slurp of tea.
                          
"Do you poop all the time!? Or only after you eat!?" Natsu exclaimed.
                          
"Only after I eat." said Brook.
                          
"SO YOU CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT POOPING!!!?" Natsu exclaimed, his eyes sparkling.
                          
"Why yes! YOHOHOHOHOHO!! I believe all people can survive without constantly pooping their pants!!! That's why mine aren't brown! YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" 
                          
A sweatdrop went down Lucy and Mikoto's heads
                          
"Figures that's what he'd ask it." Lucy muttered.
                          
"Typical Natsu." Mikoto grumbled. "Though.. I am curious.. why are you here Brook? We don't know much about you.. I guess with all the crap our guild's been going through, we kind of ignored you."
                          
"Oh yes.. you see, that man you through down on the ground just now.. The Admiral Akainu.. is from my world.. and.. and.. HOLY SMOKES!! YOU BEAT AKAINU!!!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!!? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF GODDESS!!!? I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!! Though I am a skeleton, so I have no eyes. YOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"
                          
"Back on subject here Skeleton Man." said Mikoto. "Why are you here?"
                          
"We heard a friend of ours from this world was in trouble, from a dear friend of ours.. Twilight Prankster. We hadn't seen her in 2 years.. she's probably so scared! Me and my captain and several friends came here looking for little Mikoto Misaka.. "
                          
There was a sudden frozen silence, and everybody stared at Mikoto, who suddenly looked just as stunned.
                          
"Mikoto?" said Natsu.
                          
"Uh... uhh.." Mikoto stammered, as her foggy memories began to come into focus. "Wh-what was your name again?"
                          
"Brook of course..!" said Brook.
                          
"And.. what is your profession?"
                          
"Why I'm a pirate!" said Brook
                          
Mikoto's lip began to quiver, right as the door behind her opened.. and a certain somebody came in with the Raijinshu, supporting Laxus on his shoulder.
                          
"Hey!" Chopper ran out. "Does anybody have any extra medical supplies!? We need to-"
                          
Mikoto turned around, and stared him straight in the eyes.. the rubber person supporting Laxus on his shoulders.