6.7.7

                                    

                                          
The Update catches up to me in the elevator, sticking out his long arm and wrenching the door open so he can step inside. Typical Update, but I can't say I'm not happy to see him.
                          
"Got something for me today?" I ask him and he winks. Again with the winks, the cheeky bugger.
                          
"I got a list as a matter of fact," he says. He's proud of himself. This better be good. 
                          
"Alright, let's hear it," I say.   
                          
The Update licks his lips before starting. "Story Parts. You heard of 'em? Them numbers are gonna start showin' up everywhere, man." He gestures widely with his hands, "Everywhere."
                          
I nod. "And?" 
                          
"Last read date issues are over, man. And them pesky sharing issues. Now the story links right to the story cover when you share it. You better believe I zapped those bugs right in the face. Also, reading views are updated. "
                          
"Whoa, whoa, hold your horses! You're going too fast."
                          
"Can't help it! I'm on a roll like cottonelle!" 
                          
"Is that a Drake lyric?"
                          
He just smirks. "One more thing. I've added controls to all video. You can now play, pause, and seek through video everywhere on the app. How's that sound?"
                          
"Swell." I say plainly. I don't wanna inflate his ego too much, but I'm damn well pleased. The elevator doors open and he leaps out, but before the door closes, I hear him chime, "Don't forget to leave me a review. Makes me feel special."