UNDER REVISION (Check out Memories!)
BTW- Sans is human in this.
The story will explain. He has a sister named Chelsea and he is your "cousin".This story contains legal age drinking, a hint of suicide and might have a lemon if I decide to write one...
"Drumroll please." You signaled towards Sans as he beat the ground in a beat. "Undyne!" You gave her the box. She felt around. She looked at you once she felt something. Probably the bra. You snickered while she mouthed savage. She took out a book. It was Alphys'.Of course. "Boo! Boo! You did that on purpose." She started to protest. "How? No one saw what everyone else put." Oh yeah. You belched in her face and shoved the two of them into a closet.You slammed the door shut and looked over at Sans. He blushed as he looked up at you. You had a demonic look on your face as you rubbed your hands together. Oh yeah.
Sans P.O.V.
Oh no. She planned this all along didn't she. Alphys and Undyne are going to fall asleep in there after about 3 minutes. Frisk and Chara will probably fall asleep too. Then we'll be all alone. After the seven minutes we'll switch and I'll be stuck in there with her. And then they'll all fall asleep out there and we'll be trapped in there together for 20 minutes. Maybe more.*snap snap* Saf is snapping in my face and saying, "Sans? Are you dead?" I started to blush. "N-no." "Oh good"she replied. She puckered her lips and said "can I pwease turn on the t.v. ?" I started to stutter, getting nervous for some reason. "S-sure." She clapped her hands and turned it on. A little later she checked the time. She got up and said" I'm gonna get some water so we don't have to deal with hangover, since we only drank 1 can of beer." She came back, 6 bottles in hand, dropped them all on the floor and opened the closet and said, "time for you to go home. You have lives to go to tomorrow. It's 11:25 right now so you'll get home by 11:30." She tossed each of them a bottle. "Here drink, sslloowwllyy." We all drank our bottles, sip at a time. Then she asked, "you guys walked here right? The two of them nodded sleepily. "Good. I'm going to dispose of the alcohol and you two go home." Everyone did as they were told. She took Frisk and Chara out too, probably to the guest room (don't ask me why Safire isn't in there)When Saf came back I asked her, "Soooo, what are we gonna do now?" She winked and said "sleep of course. Unless..... You had something else in mind." She smiled," you can't lie to me Sansy. Alcohol is America's most common truth serum." I blushed. She ruffled my hair and lied down in bed, my bed. I blushed harder. "Wha-what are you doing? Your bed i-" "shhhhhhhhhhhh Sans. Tibia honest, I'd be so bonely if I slept on the floor that it isn't even humerus. Besides, if I'm rattling your bones you can sleep on the floor." She winked. "Even drunk I can make a skele-ton of puns. I hope I tickled your funny bone." She pulled off the blanket and stretched. "I'll be back. Use this time to decide where you'll sleep. I know where I'm sleeping." Oh crap
Your P.O.V.
You walked out the room, leaving Sans with with what seemed like an easy decision. Its your bed, SLEEP IN IT. If I make you that uncomfortable then just tell me no. JEEZ. You banged your head on the wall and immediately regretted it. If I got rid of the hangover, I just got a brand new head ache in the morning. Yippee... You walked into Chelsea. The last time you checked on her was after you called the girls and she was passed out. She hasn't even moved since then. You turn off the nightlight and close the door almost all the way. When you come back you see Sans lying down on the floor. Your furious," SANS GET UP AND GO TO YOUR BED." You kicked him in the leg. "B-but I thought you were gonna sleep there." You took a deep breath, "Sans, this is your house. If you want me to move ask me. I want to tell everyone, except Chelsea, that I'm not a part of your wonderful family. But if your going to continue being awkward around me because we both know we have feelings for each other, then I won't." He got up and went into his bed. "Sans, when I said I know where I'm going to sleep I meant next to you. It doesn't matter what bed. I told you I'd be bonely on my own........Sans?" He looked up. "Is..is it OK that I keep making skeleton puns if your not, you know a-" H-he's kissing me. On the lips............HOLY F****ING S**T. He pulled away, blushing. You touched his shoulder and smiled. You grabbed your phone and pulled out a couple of pictures. "Its about thyme you kissed me.
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I didn't even see it cumin.
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I sage,
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it was a good mo-mint."
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He laughed,"Good night Saf." You hugged him with no intent of letting go. He paused before hugging back. You yawned before whispering, "night Sansy". You could feel his cheeks start to blush as you snuggled up next to him. He whispered something, but you were already asleep.
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