This was shared by @AmericaFreedomJones. Thanks! I honestly thought I had already used this one.
April showers bring May flowers. And what do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims.
I've got another version.
April showers bring Mayflowers. And May flowers bring smallpox.
Fact: In 1777, Frederick the Great of Prussia issued a manifesto declaring beer's superiority over coffee. He believed coffee would interfere with the country's beer drinking.
