Sky Present - France

                                    

                                          
"Are you crazy?!" you whacked your Frenchie husband on the head. 
                          
"What?! Isn't this great?!" Francis whined, rubbing his head and wincing. 
                          
"Uh, bringing me to a helicopter, flying 10 000 feet off the ground, and offering me to jump off together is not a really fun present for our anniversary!" 
                          
"It is! It's safe! Trust me!" Francis beckoned to you, holding his hand out. "Come on! There's not much time! Let's go now!" 
                          
"In your dreams-!" he grabbed your wrist, and in a blink of an eye, you were falling, and screaming like a high-pitched hyena on the go. 
. . . . .
                          
"Oh my God, I'm going to die!" You yelled. You desperately gripped Francis' hand, eyes shutting tightly. "Are we reaching the ground?! Am I in heaven yet?!" 
                          
"Oh, for God's sake," Francis chuckled lightly, although being silenced by the wind. He reached his hand out to you, pulling the parachute out. "Open your eyes! Look!" 
                          
You slowly opened your eyes, and in sight, big mountains and blue skies appeared. Birds flying groups, the sea at the far end sparkling up at you and- 
                          
"Gorgeous, non?" Francis winked, holding your hands. "Not as gorgeous as my wife anyways," 
                          
You blushed lightly, and instead of a thank you, you came up with a comeback. "I guess you're the only one around who's not gorgeous then," 
                          
"Mhm, ouch, merci," Francis laughed. "At least I'm handsome," 
                          
You laughed along, gazing at him. You pulled his hands and brought him into a short kiss. 
                          
"Happy Aniversary, Beardface. What's next, rolling off an active volcano?" 
                          
Aaaaa author is bACK. Sorry for the ass-y inactive updates and stuff but I'm back anyways. Life's been busy and a huge piece of crap but at least I'm still alive ┐('-｀)┌ and yeah... school made me feel down and a huge buttface loner loser and I feel like I'm a lonely piece of dog poop ._. But yeah.. here's the new update woooo... oooo... ooo-...