Chapter 11- finally

                                    

                                          
A/n: I know it's been literally fucking 4 years but i'm back. Get ready. You can tell right when the Monster Energy hits.
—Chapter 11–
Asada tried to keep the door on its hinges but it was no use. The blunt force from the opposing end was too strong. She looked frantically over her shoulder for her phone to call someone, anyone. It was out of reach. She was completely and utterly defenseless to whomever or whatever was on the other side of her fragile apartment's entrance. The banging was getting harder and pressing a bruise into her right shoulder. She didn't know what to do.  
                          
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As quick as a bolt of lightning, the door tore off its bearing and fell to the ground beside her. Asada felt her heartbeat quicken as the barrier between her and the onset danger was destroyed. At the feet of her offender (haha feet), she prayed to whatever God there was to make her death painless. 
Asada felt a sharp pain in her right side. 'I feel a sharp pain in my right side' She thought. She was very straightforward with her thots.  
Asada's confliction between opening her eyes and sealing them shut from the fear of existential pain was prevalent. She curled into a ball and hoped whatever was happening would be over soon. "N****" was softly heard from her attacker as she felt a swift hit to her ribs and instinctively tended to her wound, opening her eyes to look at the damage. That's when she saw something she'd never expect to see. 
                          
Klein! She'd know that racist bitch anywhere. He said he got his n-pass from Agil, but we all know Agil was light-skin and would never give out his pass to a whitey like him. His spiky hair was bouncing with every jolt of her body. God, she wished for Kirito. Or anyone. She needed help. 
                          
Asada decided to block out the pain of the assault by trying to figure out why one of her close friends was doing this. That's when it hit her... Asuna. Asuna was now dating Klein! And she's a nasty bitch, so it would make sense that Asuna would be linked to whatever is fueling Klein to do this. Klein was such a sweet guy! Asada didn't understand why he would do something to hurt his friend like thi—Shino saw the white dribbles coming from his nose. 
                          
No. Not again. Klein can't be on coke. This is not ok. Ever since 'Nam, Klein had been addicted to the powder. The only thing that got him through SAO was the constant supply of Ragout Rabbit that he always had stocked in his and Lizbeth's online sex dungeon. Once he found out she was under 18, that was promptly destroyed and never spoken of again. But apparently, he's back on the grind. 
                          
The smell of body odor and Oreos brought her back to her harsh reality. The array of swelling on her body wasn't going to stop anytime soon. She could fight back and risk it all, or cower like a bitch. She decided to cower like a bitch. Klein pinned her to the motherfuckin ground. 
                          
Just as Asada had accepted that her God was a merciless hog-monster, a blur ran against the door post and fell to the floor. Klein looked over his shoulder. This was her chance..
Asada kneed Cocaine Klein in the balls so hard that he was brought down from his high and cured his anemia. She pushed this drug-littered man-baby off of her and moved to make her escape. That's when she saw Kirito, also with cocaine all over his fucking face. Men, amirite?
                          
"Why is everyone on fucking cocaine now?"
                          
Cocaine Kirito was passed the fuck out in her doorway on the ground. Even in the middle of summer, both men managed to have snow all over their baby-faces. 
"Kirito goddammit" Shino said as she tied her hair into a messy bun. She now had 2 pearly men passed out in her apartment. Shit was like a fuckin mattress store up in dis crib. 
                          
She lays a kiss upon her lover's head as she lifts him from the asbestos littered carpet. 
"Here you are, my love" she says as she yeets this bitch onto her twin sized mattress. Welp, Kirito was no help at all. Feminism I guess.
                          
'What to do with Klein?' Sinon thinks to herself.  She instantly thought of a solution.
                          
She grabbed him by the armpits and decided to drug him with pain killers and to the car. Surprisingly in the shitty neighborhood she lived in, no one noticed nor cared. 
                          
It was only a couple minutes from Asuna's house. 'Merry Christmas I guess since your boyfriend has been ingesting so much snow. Have your boyfriend. He's an inconvenience to me.' She thinks to Asuna as she dumps this dude on her front porch with the note "crack is wack". She drives off.
                          
When she gets back she finds Kazuto awake looking through Asada's fridge. 
"Watcha looking for, babe?" She asks inquisitively.
                          
"Just my soda stash" He answered 
                          
"Which one?"
                          
"coke"
                          
"nO—"


                          
Tbc
A/n: it's fucking 3:11 right now and we be out here high as fuck on Monster Energy. I'm back baby.