Complaint #124

                                    

                                          
When Eminem be low key salty.
                          
This right here is really amusing :)
                          
So sometimes little miss 7-eleven shows up everyone. 
                          
Yup she excels in everything she does to the point Marshall's even jealous of her.
                          
Or maybe even slightly embarrassed because he feels he ain't good enough for her.
                          
Which I really really don't get because that man couldn't be any more better if he gave out actual M&M's during his concerts.
                          
Imagine it raining M&M's at his concerts!!
                          
Oh my God best concert EVAAA!!
                          
Lol.
                          
Any way back to Marshmallow being saltier then a bag of lays potato chips.
                          
;)
                          
I don't like when he's that insecure for an extremely long time just like I don't like that with 7-eleven girl, I mean it's cute for a second but if Marshall is that jealous we really need to change this from a Eminem love story.
                          
to a  
                          
Let's see how long we can makes these two characters hate each other before they eventually fall in love, love story.
                          
Got me?
                          
I know little insecurities exist and they should be in the story. But not overloaded, the only think I like overloaded is a baked potato..
                          
OOohhh loaded baked potatoes are sooo good!! :D
                          
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Rant #2
                          
OOo surprised you didn't I? You thought this rant was over..
                          
NOPE.
                          
Here's another rant for today..
                          
When 7-eleven girl feels like a dangerous woman..
                          
Okay i'm sure we've read  story or two where the main girl goes from super shy and nerdy..and the second she meets proof and eminem..all her morals and values fly out the fricking door.
                          
I mean this girl TURNS UP!! 
                          
And that song Turn down for what? Was invented by THAT girl.
                          
Yup it ain't pretty.
                          
She drinks and twerks on everybody in sight and it's up to Marshall or maybe one of her girlfriends to wheel her behind back in before creepy Michael from down the street kidnap her.
                          
Yup, Creepy Michael been waiting for that girl for 3 years for an opportunity just like this and he's gonna take it.
                          
So here we got Creepy Michael and a drunk 7-eleven girl and a pissed off Marshall because Kim just broke up with him for the 3rd time and all chaos is going down.
                          
Sometimes I wish we could just pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars..
                          
for I could make a wish for 7-eleven girl to stop twerking like she's having a seizure.
                          
GO SIT DOWN!
                          
And to top it all off..Creepy Michael up here talking to 7-eleven girl like Shawn Mendes.
                          
"Hey, I know what you did last summer." ;)
                          
OH.
                          
HECK.
                          
NAWW.
                          
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