I Get Attacked in the Old Girl's Bathroom

                                    

                                          
-Merci Venus-
                          
What a typical morning. The sun shines through my window, the birds are chirping, the skies are lovely, blue haired boy screams out of fear from Jackie. Yep. Typical morning. Nothing new. I just wished it wasn't like 7am in the morning. Soupir. Comment ennuyeux! I crawled out of bed, but managed to be safe, because Ember was growling and starting to get out of bed before she fell to the ground forgetting that it was a bunkbed again. I could tell she was pissed because her hair was brighter and I felt heat come from her from where I stood. Not to mention that she fell 7 feet to the ground and was still burning in fury. She stormed out annoyed and I slipped on my slippers and followed. Ember knocked on the door where the noise was coming from viciously with a cute pouty annoyed face that looked like a 7 year old was about to have a tantrum. 
                          
Professor Féroce opened the door with a look ready to murder. Ember took a deep breath and tried to relax. She was slightly gritting her teeth before she said, "please tell the annoying loud guy to shut up. It's too early in the morning for this nonsense." 
                          
Jackie nodded. "Agreed." She said practically breathing fire. You know, this poor guy has it rough. Two girls who can manipulate fire were about to burn him to a crisp. 
                          
Steel and Marlo walked in with their pajamas. Even in pajamas, Steel was still so cute! He had on gray pajama pants, bunny slippers I gave him yesterday, a sleeveless white shirt that showed the definition of his muscles, and a sweater on. Marlo wore blue pajama pants with red dots. He had on a loose red t-shirt, white slippers, and messy hair. 
                          
I saw Zander say, "well, um, you know, I was just trying to help Jackie understand the wonderful feeling of Antarctica's air." He had a nervous grin and a hand behind his head. 
                          
"THAT FELT AS IF THE ICEBERG THAT SUNK TITANIC JUST HIT MY FACE!!" Jackie growled. 
                          
Ember complained, "if you're going to kill him, please do that outside. We don't want it to smell in here like when Bob and Bill died."
                          
"Hey! It was a worthy death!" Marlo whined. 
                          
We all shuddered at the thought. 
                          
"Nobody's dying!" Professor Féroce scolded. She looked really cranky which isn't like her. 
                          
Immediately, we saw a weird guy named Jax run to her. 
                          
"Sweetheart, take it easy. You don't want to strain the baby." He said hugging her from behind. 
                          
Our jaws fells to the floor in surprise. "BABY?!" 
                          
Féroce nodded a bit while turning red. 
                          
"Well, they obviously didn't take my advice of using protection. That, or the condom broke." Zander said casually. 
                          
Féroce and Jax said nearly killing him, "WE PLANNED IT YOU---"
                          
"Language! Children here!" Marlo said signaling me.
                          
"I'm not a child!" I whined. 
                          
Zander said, "well, you are the baby of the group, especially since you're the shortest." 
                          
"We are almost the same size!" I whimpered. 
                          
"Almost, but not quite." 
                          
I crossed my arms. "Well you're fake blue hair isn't any better. You obviously dyed it." 
                          
I heard Steel, Ember, Marlo, Jackie, Féroce, and Jaz stifling a laugh. 
                          
"Huh?.. What?" He looked confused. He looked at his hair than realized what she said. "Hey! My hair is naturally blue!" 
                          
"The heck?" Marlo asked. "No way." 
                          
"Nobody cares!" Féroce growled. She sighed. 
                          
"I'm carrying her back to bed. Let her rest please. She has precious cargo we can't afford to lose."