"RISE AND SHINE!!". ~Dick Grayson, the most [sometimes] annoying person (according to Jason, Tim, Damian and Jane).
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A typical morning at the Wayne Manor always starts with Dick banging a metal spoon on a large frying pan shouting and pacing back and forth in the hallway. Also followed by angered sleepy residents of this house.
"RISE AND SHINE, PEOPLE!! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING".
"SHUT UP, DICK-HEAD!".
"I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!".
"I WILL KILL YOU, GRAYSON!".
Jane woke up to the sounds of banging and shouting. She tried to block the noises by stuffing her head under the pillow but it didn't work. She glanced at her clock. It was 4 o'clock am. Irritated, she snatched a throwing knife from her drawer then grudgingly walked to the door.
She opened the door wide open. She saw Dick and the others are throwing things at him. She calculated the distance between her and Dick. When she finally found the perfect opening, she aimed, then throw. The knife missed Dick's head by a centimeter. Everyone stopped making noises and stared at the sharp object that was lodged on the wall. Their heads turned to direction to where it came from. Jane crossed her arms on her chest. They gaped at her like a fish. She started ranting.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP, DICK!? EVERYONE HERE WAS SLEEPING SO PEACEFUL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL THE TIME IS?! ITS FOUR FREAKING O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! GET IT? FOUR FREAKING A.M.". Jane calmed down. "And if you excuse me, I'll be heading back to sleep. When I wake up later, you have to worry about me coming after you". Dick gulped. She shut the door behind her.
"That was... Horrifying". Damian said after a long moment of silence.
"Not something you see everyday". Added Tim.
"Way to ruin Jane's first morning, Dick". Smirked Jason. He's loving his mini-hood even more. He's so totally gonna teach her some of his 'tricks' later.
"She sounds like you. Too much like you". Dick said. "Remind me not to do it again".
Jason already got the day planned for him and his soon-to-be partner in crime.
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