Complaint #88

                                    

                                          
When no one gets robbed, or their house doesn't get broken into.
                          
Okay, i'm not saying this just because it's Detroit and crime levels are..well..high.
                          
But this could very well happen in a nice neighborhood as well and I find it hard to believe that no one's included that in their stories.
                          
Like one night 7-eleven girl or Marshall come home and there house has been completely raided by thieves.
                          
That's pretty much unrealistic that every time they come home everything's okey dokey.
                          
Also.
                          
Sometimes crooks are brave enough to come into your house while your there so you could also add that.
                          
Maybe Marshall and Ms. 7-eleven girl is chilling watching Tv and all of a sudden..
                          
*BAM* You hear glass shattering and someone trying to crawl in through the window.
                          
Okay I was reading this Justin Bieber one shot and somebody came into his mansion with him and his girl there and Justin grabbed a fricking lamp.
                          
LOL!
                          
I'm like..
                          
what the heck is a lamp gone do?
                          
But surprisingly the robber had a gun and Justin managed to beat him up with the Lamp.
                          
LOL I COULDN'T BREATHE I WAS LAUGHING WAY TO HARD!!
                          
HOW YOU LOSE TO A LAMP AND YOU GOT A GUN!?
                          
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
                          
Anyway. *Gains Composure*
                          
Try adding that to a chapter..cause robberies do happen.
                          
I remember one time when I was coming home from school like
                          
Tralalala 
                          
I can't wait to get some food.
                          
Tralalala
                          
Nap time..
                          
Tralalaala
                          
I hope nobody ate all the chips..
                          
La de da de da...
                          
I open the fricking door.
                          
. . . .  . .
                          
 . . . . . .
                          
 . . . . ..  .
                          
My house had been torn up from the floor up..
                          
Stuff was every where...
                          
And I nearly passed out cause I was scared.
                          
I didn't know if somebody was still in there or not..so I just grabbed the house phone and pranced my butt right on out the door where I came.
                          
But wanna hear something funny?
                          
When everyone in my household knew and the police came. I went into my room and my lil piggy bank had been cut open and they took everything..
                          
but that's not the funny part.
                          
The funny part is..
                          
They had the nerve to leave me with all the pennies!!
                          
I'm like..
                          
No these criminals did not.. >.>''
                          
What i'm gone do with these pennies!?
                          
Criminal: Buy a pack of gum at the dollar store..Merry Christmas!
                          
Smh...
                          
But guess what, jokes on them cause they got caught!! :P Serves em right.
                          
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Hey guys!! So that was my rant today..yup thieves think they be slick..but that ain't the case. ;)