This, this my friend, is a good day. You see, well, it all started like this:
"Oh my god"
"What?" Sock said, intrigued.
"Come look at this" Jonathan said, well tried to say, he was laughing pretty hard. Sock casually strolled over, not expecting to see anything...startling. He leaned down and looked at Jonathan's phone screen. He thought the teen was just listening to his music but oh was he wrong.
There, on Jonathan's screen, was some girl. Now, what this girl was doing, is a whole other case. She was squatting and doing this weird thing with her hips, she was like, shaking her ass. I dunno. There was a moment of silence between them before they both burst into a fit of giggles.
"LOOK AT WHAT SHE DOIN, OH MY GOD!" Jonathan was literally dying. Wait, no, that would make Sock's job a hell of a lot easier.
"AND LOOK AT THOSE BOOTY SHORTS. WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?" Sock was in the same situation except, he couldn't die. And he was on the floor. After their fit of laughter, they panted, trying to catch their breaths. They were both clueless to what that "dance move" was . I mean, they were hip with the kids and all but, this was a new one.
"What is that called?" Sock asked, not really wanting to know the answer.
"Well, the description says...twerking?" Jonathan said, sounding quite interested.
"What kind of name is that? Like, boi." Sock returned to his seat, unable to unsee what has been seen. "And I thought hell was bad."
"Meph is gonna have your ass for that." Said Jonathan matter-of-factly. They both could practically he the calls of 'oh come on!' Shhh, you didn't hear that.
Minutes went by and all was calm. Unfortunately, Sock did not like this, seeing as he had to break it.
"Do you think I could twerk?" Sock waited for a response but was only met with giggles. It took all of Sock's might to not smile and keep a face straighter than him.
"Why don't you try?" Jonathan was also trying to keep a straight face. This was not working out too well. They both knew that Jonathan was being sarcastic but, regardless, Sock stood up.
"ALL RIGHT, MY NAME IS BOOTY QUEEN AND I'M HERE TO RAISE THE ROOF!" Sock then proceeded to start twerking. Jonathan couldn't really say he was bad at it, but he wasn't too good either. However, he was quite amused.
Sock on the other hand was...well, I don't really know how he felt. But, he did not notice that Jonathan had pulled out his phone and was recording him. Let's just say, he uploaded it to his SnapChat. Sock then stopped and walked over to Jonathan.
"YOU WANNA GO? YOU WANNA HAVE A TWERK OFF?" Well if it's a fight Sock wants, it's a fight he shall receive.
"I COULD BEAT YOU ANY TIME OF THE DAY!" Jonathan then got up on the table and pulled Sock with him. They looked at each other, then turned around and twerked so hard, they were gonna be sore in the morning. It was an intense battle. They both soon grew tired and stopped.
Now you're probably asking, who won? Well, no one did. Quite frankly, they both lost. Well, lost their dignity. Not that there was any in the beginning. But, all in all, not every day you see a dead teen ghost and a teen that probably eats too many sandwiches have a twerk off. Once again, that day was a good day. That was the day people on SnapChat say a picture of some guy twerking. And trust me, they are scarred :)
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FanfictionA collection of cute (mostly funny) Sockathan one-shots. You know fluff is good for the heart! WARNING: Has some mature language, and may have some implied sexual themes in later chapters! If none of these things bother you; enjoy! :)