Food fights

                                    

                                          
Kisame:
                          
"Y/N! I'm bored!" Kisame whined and you turned to look at him.
                          
"And?" You say, blankly.
                          
"Entertain me!" He says excitedly.
                          
"Alright." You smirk at your idea and head into the kitchen, with him following. You reach into the cupboard and pull out a bag of flour, and opening it. Your turn to face Kisame who looks very confused. You smile - slightly psychotically - before pouring the whole bag over his head.
                          
"What the heck, Y/N?!"
                          
"Are you entertained enough? I know I am." You smirk. He shakes his head in confusion.
                          
"How did you just randomly decide to pour flour over me? Out of all the things to do, you pick that?!" He calls out after you as you saunter out of the kitchen.
                          
Itachi:
                          
You and Itachi, for reasons unknown, were taking a cooking class. Whatever you were trying to make involved putting lots of fruit in a blender, why? Well, no one really knows. But you, of course, forgot to put the lid on, and as you bent down to pick up a spoon from the floor (those damn spoons) Itachi turned the blender on, and it sprayed the fruit pulp everywhere. Except from on you, because by being to the floor, the spoon had inadvertantly saved you from a fruit bath, or so you thought.
                          
"Itachi? What the heck?" You laughed, looking at him, covered in fruit. He smiled sinisterly and your eyes widened. His arms outstretched as if asking for a hug. "'tachi, think about this!" You said nervously, taking a step or two away.
                          
"Come here, Y/N!" He grins and pulls you tightly against him in a bone crushing hug, smothering you in fruity pulp.
                          
Hidan:
                          
You and Hidan were in a small café, you both had ramen. You were saying yours neatly, when Hidan managed to drop it all down his front. You giggle lightly.
                          
"Not funny." He said childishly, throwing a noodle at you. You gasped as it landed in your hair. You pluck it out with wide eyes and look at Hidan, who is smirking.
                          
"Oh, its on." You grin, throwing more noodles back at him. This then triggered a full noodle war. You both got kicked out, covered in Noddle's but it was so worth it.
                          
Kakuzu:
                          
You were eating ice cream on a bench, with Kakuzu sat next to you, reading the news paper. You looked deviously from the pot of ice cream to Kakuzu. You dipped your finger in the ice cream and swiped them across his face. He slowly turned to look at you and you gave him a big smile.
                          
"What was that?" He blinks confusedly.
                          
"Ice cream!" You cheer, pointing to the tub. He dips his own finger in the tub and swipes it across your face, this time.
                          
"Hey!" You cry out. He just shrugs.
                          
Deidara:
                          
It was boiling hot, and in your wisdom, you decided it would be a good idea to eat a huge bar of chocolate, that partially melted in your hands. By the time you were done, your hands were absolutely covered in melted chocolate.
                          
"Dei!" You whined, catching his attention. He stood up and moved over to you.
                          
"Yes, Y/N?" He smiles and kneels to your height, where your sat on a sun lounger out the back of the Akatsuki hideout.
                          
"I love you" you grin and he smiles confusedly, before you put one hand on either cheek and he pulls a face of disgust.
                          
"That wasn't very nice, Y/N, but I love you too."
                          
Sasori:
                          
You decided to prank Sasori, simply because you were bored. You spent half an hour preparing a lemon cream pie. You skipped into his work shop, with it in hand.
                          
"Sasori-danna!" You sang happily.
                          
"Yes, Y/N?" He out down the puppet and turned to you.
                          
"Look what I made~" you hold the cream pie for him to see.
                          
"Looks good." He nods.
                          
"Smells good, too. Go ahead, smell." You hold it out close to his face.
                          
"Why don't you have a smell, first?" He smiles and you shrug, doing so, that's when he pushes the cream pie up into your face and you finally realise what he had done.
                          
"Danna!~" you wail with a pout. He sighs and licks off a little bit of cream from your cheek. He nods in approval.
                          
"Tastes good too." You were slightly glad for the cream on your face, so he couldn't see your bright blush.