How did you two meet?
Y: Oh God. We hated each other for years.
L: Yeah. Since I spent the majority of my wonderful life hating you, I forgot where we met.
Y: All I remember is constantly seeing you at school and going to the principle's office cause we'd get in a big argument.
L: I always won them.
Y: Boy please. You won like... none.
L: Is someone salty? *smirks*
Y: *rolls eyes*
When did you guys get together?
Y&L: *Insert your birthday here*
L: I gave her two tickets to see Nicki Manaj. And I gave her two options: To go with me as a date or to go with me as her boyfriend.
Y: And since we knew each other for a while, I chose option two.
Y: Now that I think about it, what if I didn't like you, then what would have happened to those tickets?
L: Then I would've taken those tickets and go with Billie Jean.
Y: You mean Bryana? *laughs*
L: Yeah that.
Who said I love you first?
Y: I did. He was too shaky to say it.
L: I was not shaky!
Y: Then what were you?
L: Not shaky I tell you that!
Who moved in with who?
Y: He insisted I move in with him. He literally begged me, cause I was Nuh uh, boy. And he was like baby pleeeaasseee. And it took him three days to convince me.
L: I wish I had a comeback for that, but that's what happened for real.
First kiss?
L: It was in the movie theatre. It eventually turned into a makeout session and guess who didn't get to see the Hunger games that day.
Y: You started it. Don't even go there.
Parents thoughts on each other?
Y : My dad hated him. My mom loved him.
L: Gee Why'd he hate me?
Y: *Gives him a look* Nigga I hated you the fuck?
L: *smiles* My family loved you cause you were always quick on your feet.
Y: I mean what can I say?
(GOOD TIMES REFERENCE HA)
Spoof
Y: Hey Lou?
L: Yeah?
Y: I forgot why I hated you in highschool.
L: I remember why I hated you.
Y: Why?
L: Cause I liked you so much and I knew you didn't like me back... and you always were a smart ass.
Y: I went to prom with you, I don't get it.
L: Only because I was your last result.
Y: Nigga... I had three other options.
L:.... Have I ever said I loved you today?
Y: No, not today...
L: That's too bad. *smirks*
Y: Louis! Ughhh.
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