Brittany got kicked off of the Cheerios and now she's a complete wreck.
Once glee club started, I took my seat next to Marley. Mr. Shue walked in all excited about us performing at the annual back to school pep rally. He wrote someone on the board which I'm guessing was the theme for the week. Britney 2.0. Britney Spears week, yay! Blaine and Artie started the week off with a mash up of Britney Spears' Boys and Justin Bieber's Boyfriend.
I'm at my locker minding my own business when I hear a deep sexy voice.
Jake: Hey.
A: *closes locker* Oh my god, you're the guy who broke our stand.
Jake: Oh well uh ya I guess that's me, my names Jake by the way.
A: I know who you are. Jake Puckerman.
Jake: *eyes widened* How the hell do you know that?!
A: Relax I won't tell anyone. I know what it's like to have a douchebag as a dad.
Jake: He knock up your mom and leave too?
A: Even worse, my mom was only 16.
Jake: Damn, I'm sorry.
A: Eh, don't be.
Jake: So,
A: Arica.
Jake: Arica, what would you say to a dinner at Breadstix?
A: Hmmmm, I'd say never. *walks away*I know, what are you doing Arica, that guy is super fucking hot?! One word, womanizer.
Jake: We should hang out sometime.
M: Ya...totally.
Unique: Girl, uh uh.
A: No, honey.
Yet another girl blinded by Jake's hotness. God damnit Marley!Next performance was 3 by, we'll do I even have to say who? During the song, Brittany got up and turned on a razor, she was going to shove her head, just like Britney, but she was stopped in time.
A: So, you're saying there's another side to Jake then flirty and asshole?
M: Yes, it was like we bonded, I do t know what it is, but I feel like there's more to him then what he's pinned to be.
A: Marls, you've got such bad Puckerman fever. *puts hand on Marley's forehead*
M: *laughs* I'm serious, though. He's.....different. He even gave me his jacket or I'm borrowing it I'm not really sure, but still!
A: Alright Marley, calm down, let's just see where it goes from here ok?
M: Ya.We all met in the choir room to give Brittany an intervention. We're all really worried about her. We told her that she should sing lead at the pep rally, but she said that if she did, she would have to lip sync. Although it's a bad idea, I couldn't really argue with the rest of the glee club.
M: *walks up to Arica* More proof that he's amazing!
A: What now, Marls?
M: He stood up for me and my mom in the cafeteria, that may have gotten him in a fight, but he still stood up for me and my mom!
A: Jeez, you really like this guy don't you?
M: *leans against locker* Ya.......
A: *laughs* Oh Marley Rose, what am I going to do with you?
M: *laughs*Backstage, pep rally, lip syncing, not good. Brittany is backstage eating Cheetos while everyone else is warming up, I really hope she doesn't mess up the performance. We sang Gimme More, well lip synced. Just like I had not wished for, Brittany was a mess. She was eating onstage and she forgot half of the choreography. It didn't take long for the crowd to catch on, someone even shouted out they're lip syncing! We all left the stage as people started to scream and shout at us. Mr. Shue gave us a huge lecture about our lip sync debacle.
A: So anything new with Jake?
M: No not much. *sighs*
A: Well I bet somethings about to happen now. *points*
Jake came walking over.
M: Oh my gosh, what do I do?!?!
A: Relax, be cool, I'll be watching from a distance. *walks away*
I watched as they walked and smiled, until Kitty came over and ruined it by dropping the bomb, we're dating. God damnit I hate that bitch!!! Marley walked over to me on the verge of tears.
M: They're uh dating *sniffles* now.
A: Screw Kitty, she's a bitch.
M: Ya. *tears up*
A: Hey *hugs* look if he's smart, he'll forget about that slut and he'll realize that you're the one for him, ok?
M: *sniffles* Ya......
A: How about you show your emotion the only way you know how, through song.
M: Ya that sounds good.Later, the dipshit, Jake walked in and Marley immediately started to get all fidgety. I put my hand on her shoulder and nodded. She raised her hand.
M: Mr. Schuester?
Mr. S: Ya, Marley?
M: If it's ok I'd like to sing one last Britney song.
Mr. Shue nodded and Marley went to the front of the room. She sang Every Time. Jake got all sad during the song, but he tried to hide it. It was a very emotional song for a very emotional relationship.