I groaned. "Please don't tell me we have to go to that!" I whined.
                          

                          
"Are you kidding? Everyone in the village goes. It's a big deal, you know?" She said. She picked up some rectangle thing and handed it to me. I stared at the unknown object, my eye twitching.
                          

                          
"Um... What is that?" I asked.
                          

                          
She anime fell. "It's a clutch!" She exclaimed, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
                          

                          
"What the fudge balls is a clutch?" I asked.
                          

                          
"Seriously? It's a clutch, Minxie! Hello? We have these back on Earth!"
                          

                          
I stared at her, still not understanding what she was talking about.
                          

                          
She anime fell again. "It's a bag, Minxie! A purse, okay!?" She said, her eye twitching.
                          

                          
"Ooh... Then why don't they just call it a bag?" I said, staring at her like she was crazy. Look, I'm not a girly girl, okay? I never even owned a purse back on Earth... Unless it was a school bag or something.
                          

                          
She got an anime vein. "Just... Just take the bag..." She muttered, her eye twitching. I took it from her, holding it in my right hand.
                          

                          
"Right..." I muttered, turning around. I headed for the door all ninja-like, moving quickly.
                          

                          
"WAIT! MINXIE!" Kylie called. Oh, fudge.
                          

                          
"Yeah?" I said, biting my lip meekly.
                          

                          
"You're not wearing your sneakers. Take them off," She said, smirking at me as she crossed her arms over her chest.
                          

                          
I anime fell. "AW, DAMNIT!" I exclaimed, stomping my foot. Josh laughed.
                          

                          
"Nice try... You're wearing these," Kylie said, handing me a pair of black ninja heels. My eye twitched at them.
                          

                          
Oh... Can this carnival be over already?
                          

                          
Sasuke's POV
                          

                          
"Minxie! The boys are here! Come down the stairs, damn it!" Kimi barked. She turned to us with a sweet smile. "Sorry, boys... We're having some, err, dressing difficulties."
                          

                          
Kiba, Naruto, and the rest of the guys and I were all here in the living room, waiting for Minxie to finish getting ready. The girls were in the kitchen, talking up a storm and staring at Hayato with hearts in their eyes.
                          

                          
"Told you getting Minxie into a dress would be difficult," Hayato said, taking a sip of his drink as he tried to escape the swooning girls. I'm very glad that they decided to choose him as their next victim. It means that they'll leave me alone.
                          

                          
Kimi glared at him. "You shut up! Minx? Minxie! Come on! Everyone's already here!" She yelled.