The potato refuses to be stabbed. The potato will no longer be oppressed. Why must it always be the one destined to be eaten? The potato has decided. The potato will take a stand, here and now, for all of potatokind.
BUT WAIT! Someone is skinning this potato! The other potatoes cry out, but it is too late. The potato has become a potato salad. The potato's death motivates the masses. They leap forth, brandishing their Level 6 plasma bazookas. They are heavily outnumbered. But by the gods, they will fight to the end. Because they have something the humans don't have.
A FRICKIN' DRAGON.
The battle intensifies. The dragon destroys an entire human fleet. General Spud is cut down and deep fried by a McDonald's worker. Blood cakes the field of battle. But eventually, the potatoes and their dragon come out victorious. No longer shall they suffer under the cruel reign of the humans. This is their time. This is a new era.
THIS IS THE AGE OF THE POTATO.
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Potatos vs. Humans
RandomWho will win? This was created by a user on youtube on this Steven Universe comment thread i was on. I am still tring to find that video to this day so I can credit the user. So no, I will not be making a part two unless you would actually want my v...
