Parenting: Kris without Suho

                                    

                                          
Kai: Dad.. I'm Hungry..
                          
Kris: *attempts to cook, fed Kai burnt chicken*
                          
Kai: What's this? *pushes the plate away* *left*
                          


                          
Kyungsoo: Dad. There's a PTA meeting later, please go.
                          
Kris: *puts sunglass* PTA? Photoshoot, Talkshow & Autographs? Oh sure, you're dad is so very on with it. Call the stretcher. Tell to fetch me. Then--
                          
Kyungsoo: It's Parents Teacher Assembly, Dad. -_-
                          
Kris: Oh
                          


                          
Tao: Dad.. What is Fap? Jongdae Hyung keeps on saying that word..
                          
Kris: O_O oh god. dont you bother be closer to Jongdae again.
                          


                          
Xiumin: Dad. Buing-buing~ ^v^
                          
Kris: What the hell are you do--
                          
Xiumin: Buing Buing.. *almost frowning*
                          
Kris: Son, I don't under---
                          
Xiumin: IT MEANS I WANT BAOZI!! I WISH MOM'S HERE! I HATE YOU.. 
*runs away crying*
                          


                          
Kris: *takes Lay to the mall........lost him*
                          


                          
Kris: *fell asleep*
                          
Jongdae: *draws a dick in Kris' face using a permanent marker*
                          
Kris: *went to work not noticing his face, got laughed at*
                          
Kris: Augh.. Jongdaaaae
                          


                          
Baekhyun: DAD! I finally have my loose tooth, see? 
                          
Kris: Where? Can Daddy see it?
                          
Baekhyun: HERE.. *opens his mouth wide*
                          
Kris: *quickly pulled out the loose tooth*
                          
Baekhyun: *shrieks into his highest and sharpest pitch*
                          


                          
Chanyeol: DAD! LET'S PLAY FOOTBALL OUTSIDE!!
                          
Kris: Oh sure.. Let me teach you how to play football.
                          
Kris: *just run for 10 seconds, faints*
                          


                          
Kris: OOOooooh.. If it isn't my lovely daughter, Lani..
                          
Luhan: Dad.. I'm Luhan, not Lani. And I'm a manly guy for goodness sake.
                          
Kris: Then why are you wearing your mom's dress.
                          
Luhan: GOODNESS DAD! It's today's fashion and it's called Baggy Pants. Ihateyou
*walks out*
                          


                          
Kris: *doing something byun inside his room, Sese caught him*
                          
Sehun: wtf dad
                          
Kris: Please don't tell mom. I'll buy you bubble tea right after this.
                          
Sehun: Make it 20 then you're half-safe for me not to tell anyone.