Chapter 1

                                    

                                          


                          
          
                          
Harry and Louis were in the club getting high off smoking cocaine weed. "This is great!" Louis screamed at Harry. Harry's penis elongated as he watched the weed coming out his nip nop. Niall cowered in the corner, scared of all the drug around him. In the other corner liam was too busy sniffing heroin off of zany s fingernails....or should i say fingerNIALLS! No, you shouldn't. Niall took his android cell phone (the very first version, because he hates himself) and instagramd the moment. "Wow, this is almost like the irish potato famine. But I won't joke about that because that's not funny at all," Niall thought to himselff as louis started bullying nail with a pitchfork about how he should have died in th e irish potato famine. "Wtf Louis?" Niall tweeted:(. Meanwhile, harry is too busy feeding santa's reindeer and subtly freeing them from the binding slavery that they are forced to live through year after year. even tho lima smokes LSD he still has a rocking bod according to his recent instagram p0st (check it out at instagram.com/fakeliampayhnem). Harry gently milks the reindeer with his wonderful (or should I say, 1Derful) titties, sharing his milk for all to have. Zayn squawks allowed, proceeding to hump niall as loulou abuses him with dark memories of his childhood. "REMEMEER THAT TIME U WERFE DUMB!" Louis screamed, as zany snorted weed out of lous crack (the butt one). Niall shivers as him reminisces about that one of many times he did a dumb. "I just wanted to be cool" niall smiled, trying to be cool. "Lick me ass m8 wot oiiii oiiiiiiiii" louis whisperred, with a nuzzling grin. With this nuzzle, niall acknowledged how much louis needed to shave. It had been 18 months. "YOU COULD HAVE A BABY IN THAT TIME" zany smiled, quoting a cartoon and making everyone hate him even more. "EIGHTEEN MONTHS!!!!!!" harry shriekds standing up and accidentally knocking his head on a reindeer utter. "tats gutta huhrt" nail hissed through clenched teeth as louis ripped out some of his hair causing tears to spring to his eyes and zany spray painted his bald spot yellow. finally zany has found his passion, soray painting peoples bald stpots. he can now leave the band and follow his true destiny of being a hair bald spot painter. god bless. Spongebob approached zany and said "help" zany sprayed spongebob and that is whey spoogeboob is now a pleasant shade of yellow. "That'll be 100000000000000000 dollars" zany smiled. Niall bared his fangs at liam and took out a big chunk of his leg with his large choppers. Liam snorted cocaine with fear, as his leg bled profusely. Louis ran away on all fours, calling out about how niall was simply a sad sad sad shamrock. Harry with surprise swung around and knocked out spongbong with the momentum of his massive milk titty. "SPRESAD LOVE NOT IRISH PE- I MEAN ANGER" HARRY sprayed out his milk juices which turned out to be love. "Wowo harry what the duck is wrong with ur chicken n chili u should that checked out!!!!!!!" louis said, his legs falling off. "pew pew pew pew pew pew" zayhn sung out in his angelic voice. he is recording his solo album and its coming along smashingly. niall is now so stoned from eating three leafed clovers that hr is going to a tattoo parlor with harry and liam. they r smirking and the camera zooms in on harrys sparkling green orbs as they flash a deadly red color. they pin niall down with their strong arms that are bulging with musles and sweat. finally they tattoo a picture of a pot of gold and the leprechaun from the lucky charms commercial onto his plump ass checks. niall grins mischievously as he realizes what has been done. "this tattoo makes my peepee big" niall stated, showing off his lil chicken strip. The bouncer of the club vomited and shoved him out of the club. Liam followed, trying to comfort niall. "its ok that ur wee has two heads" "wait, is that not normal?" niall asked, masturbating at an alarming pace. liam joined him, and soon they made out with a passion. Zayn walked outside, and smelt liam. "ziam is so real rn" zayn said while patting limas bulging muscles in his gluteus. liam wiggled his eyebrows in a suggestive manor, and louis gaped in horror. How could zany do this to louis???? Zayn was.............n't wearing underwear? How would louis survive? suddenly all the boys neck snap up as harry releases a strangled cry, and the clouds drift past the moon showing a full moon. how could they forget?? harry starts to transform into his true wolf form. He is the alpha aLPHA ALPAGH.louis immediately submits to harrys manly alpha cry and thrusts his neck into harrys line of sight. bad move louis zany smirks whilst laughing wildly. harry lets the alpha in him (and out him) take one as he runs at louis atoner 100 mph and pounces. he kills louis and eats his prize. all that remains of lou is his head. "harru did u take ur meds this morning" louis asked as harry feasts on lou's liver. "i may have forgot" harry paused. His muff was covered in slime. lou shook his head (even though he had no way to because he was just a head with no muscles or shoulders. but hey louis tomlinsoap works in wondrous ways) in disappointment. harry growled and started licking his butthole like a dog. Liam was so turned on his forgot about zany who trying to play jenga with their penises and turned into a slug. niall thought the slug was his teeny tiny popsicle so he started beating it off at amazing speeds. Liam tried talking and telling norm no, but he was a slug he could not talk. so niall rubbed him with joy and liam vomited blood. Harry/wolfarry licked up the blood and howled at the moon. The moon howled back. Alpha harry slowly but speedily carried omega zany to his pack house. the rest of the pack greets him but harry is in rut and zany is in heat and it is critical that they do the do in wolf world. they make it to the attic where they have the special soundproof roofs just for fucking. THEY begin to fuck intensely with zany being vvvvvvvvvv submissive to harry(obvi anyone o=wouold be) harry feels his knot expanding as he comes inside zany for approximately 3 consecutive hours. zany is preggo.