A Huge Headache

                                    

                                          
"Jackie." Jak said shaking me awake. I groaned and shot him daggers slapping his hand away from my shoulder. "Jackie, Were going to go back to Heaven City. I don't know how exactly you got into the city the last time but I know it must of been a pain in the ass. So if you wanna come with we'll wait for you."
                          
"UGHH! Haven't you learned to never ask me questions in the morning because the answer will always be no?" I groaned sitting up scratching my scalp.
                          
"Come on, your not always so pig headed in the morning. Sometimes you wake up in a fantastic mood." 
                          
"Yeah?" I yawned stretching out. "That morning isn't this one." I grumbled throwing the covers form my body.
                          
"So are you going to say here or not?" Daxter said butting in from the floor. 
                          
"Sure." I said getting up and making sure to step on Daxters tail on my way to the restroom. His shriek of pain echoed and followed me to the restroom causing a sick twisted smile to form on my face. "Let me do my business and then we can head out." I sighed heavily closing the door.
                          
Back At Heaven City
                          
"YOU DROPPED THE SOAP ON PURPOSE?" Jak Yelled as we exit the zoomer in South Town Port. I could barely contain my laughter.
                          
"Yeah, it's a thing in my world. Your not supposed to drop the soap in prison. If you do your not supposed to pick it back up." I said gasping for air.
                          
"Why?" Daxter asked confused.
                          
"Because in prison with nothing but males....things happen and well. If you bend over to pick up soap your already vulnerable....." I said trying to tell him but tip toe around having to actually say it.
                          
"What? They would attack you?" Daxter said making me smack my face.
                          
"Think of what Homosexual guys do Dax." I said as nicely as possible.
                          
"OHHHHHH! Wait? Did you pick up the soap?" Daxter asked in all seriousness. 
                          
"NO!" I blurted out looking at Jak who had become pale. "HE DID!" I said then started hooting. Daxter took a couple of seconds to join in with me. Jak face flushed red as me and Daxter continued to have fun on his expense.
                          
"The first time I did it on accident but after that I just kept doing it to see what would happen. Obviously I knew nothing would happen to him since he was feared among the rest of the prisoners. You see, he had a mean streak in him at the time." I said calming down.
                          
"Mean streak?" Daxter asked wanting more details.
                          
"Yeah, he has quite the temper. He was always getting into fights, if you could call them that. At one point I yell at them saying that Jak Doesn't ever win a fight he simply allows you to lose. When ever he would get mad or someone would try to pick on us Jak would bang up whoever it was before I would step in. I didn't want Jak killing anyone and having that on his conscious."
                          
"Nice one. You did look pretty ruff coming out of there." Dax said nudging Jak who for the first time looked like he just wanted to crawl under a rock and die.
                          
"Yeah, that would be only natural. Cheer up Jak if I don't tease you then I don't like you. Surely after all this time you would of learned that by now?" I said tilting my head to the side much like a dog.
                          
"Yeah, I know this a little to well if you ask me."
                          
"HEY! She must like me more then you because she always picks on me. I'm sorry Jackie but I've got my eye on another maiden as of right now. Hate to be a heart breaker." Daxter said batting his eyes at me. I rolled my eyes and pushed him off Jak's shoulder sending him falling into the water.