;)

                                    

                                          
8/4
                          
I'm not even gonna try and convince you this is a true story. I mean it is, but I don't care if you believe it. I just needed to put the words on the screen, and put it out in the world to get it off my mind. Let it be someone else's problem figuring this shit out.
                          
It started when a friend from high school messaged me on Facebook, let's call him Jim. (Sorry internet people, no real names. I want to be honest about what happened, but I also don't want anyone getting doxed over this either.) Now Jim is definitely a good friend and a good guy, but he's a total bro too. Great to hang out with, not so great to have a conversation with. So I usually hang out with him when I'm back home, but other wise don't hear much from him. So him sending me a message was already weird.
                          
I tried to copy and paste the chat below as best as possible:
                          
Dude!
Dude!
                          
ya?
                          
The most fucked up thing just happened
okay....
                          
I was watching porn
                          
wtf?
                          
lol
                          
and
                          
That's not really that fucked up
                          
Just listen ok
                          
ok man
                          
Anyways
                          
This pop-up opens. You know with the cam shows
                          
uh huh...
                          
So I went to close it but stopped, cuz it was 
Jess
                          
Who?
                          
Jess!
                          
Ugh huh.... who?
                          
Jess Nolan
                          
idk who that is.
                          
She went to high school with us
                          
Well that explains it. I didn't really know people back then.
                          
Remember?
                          
She had black hair
                          
Not ringing any bells.
                          
She was super hot.
                          
I kinda figured that from the conversation. Still don't remember.
Was that the fucked up part?
                          
What?
                          
That you saw a girl from highschool in a cam show pop-up.
Was that the fucked up part?
                          
Oh no. I'm not done.
So
                          
Oh sorry. Continue.
                          
So she's doin this strip tease, and has all these toys on the bed.
                          
You wanna maybe skip ahead. I'm at work.
Fine.
                          
So after awhile there's like a crash sound from somewhere.
She turns the music off and opens the closet and bends down behind the bed.
Then there was like this weird noise.
and then what?
Nothing
                          
That's it?
                          
No I'm mean she never came back.
                          
What do you mean she never came back?
                          
This happened like half an hour ago.
                          
I still have the video open.
                          
Nothing
                          
Bullshit.
                          
I'm serious.
                          
Well I don't believe that. But...