Chapter 17?

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Ash has updated his status- Lawl i leik corndawgs

Comments:

Gary: Lol* I* Like* Corndogs*

Ash: Woew

Gary: Wow*

Ash: SHUTTAP

Gary: Shut up*

Brock: You to have been at each others throats since you broke up

Ash: GARY BROKE MAH HEART

Gary: My*

Ash: .....

Gary: ...*

Ash: Garys dead

Gary: Gary's*

Ash: UM ACTUALLY ITD ONLY BE GARY'S IF YOU OWNED SOMETHING

Gary: Crap

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Paul has updated his status- Dawn I told you I don't want to get back together!!

Comments:

Dawn: But why noooooottttt :(

Paul: 'Cause you like Ash better than me

Dawn: That is not true

Misty: You guys really shouldn't be posting personal stuff on Facebook

Paul: Ash does it

Misty: Ash has problems

Ash: I LIKE CHEESE

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Not God has updated his status- ALL THE SINGLE LADIES PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!

~Misty, May and 5 others have liked this status

Comments:

Not God: LOL LOSERS

Not God: Wait Dawn didn't like this status

Dawn: That's cause I'm not single!!

Paul: Yes you are

Dawn: .....

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Dawn has liked Not God's status

Comments:

Not God: That's what I thought >:P

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Serena shared a video of a cute baby Zorua

Comments:

May: Awwwww

Zoroark: I remember when I was that cute......

Lopunny: Yeah jeez what happened? lol :D

Zoroark: I love you

Lopunny: ...What?

Zoroark: Ugh love*

Zoroark: UGH NO LOVE**

Zoroark: LOVE***

Zoroark: LOVE****

Zoroark: LOVE*****

Zoroark: LOVE******

Zoroark: LOVE*******

Zoroark: UGHHHH F**K!!

Zoroark has logged off

Ursaring: I changed hate to love on his phone lol :D

Lopunny: So he doesn't really love me?

Ursaring: Nope

Lopunny: DAMMIT

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Wailord has updated his status- Hey Skitty.... ;D

Comments:

Skitty: No

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Drew is in a relationship

Comments:

Ash: idk if I should barf or not

Max: We probably should

Ash: K *barfs*

May: You two are mean!!

Max: May.....

May: Yes??

Max: Are you....

May: ??

Max: Going to buy milk at the store today I need milk with my cereal

May: * Facepalm *

Drew: * Facepalm *

Max: Why are you guys facepalming

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(A/N: Lol Max is so oblivious XD  Still debating on Dawn and Paul though idk. QUESTION OF THE CHAPTER: If you could pick one ( Only one! ) Pokémon into the real world and have it as your pet/bff, what one would it be and why? My answer: Zorua because it's so adorbs and its my fav. K thx bai!!


-Chloe)


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